Struggling to name your firearms training business? Maybe I can help.

[RATTLESNAKE]

Combat Under Nuclear Threat....aka...

Lmao^^^ I see what you did there!!

 

[beerjeep]

Best Epic Elite Response

 

[drgrant]

You'll be hearing from my attorney... You can not combine bacon with idpa.

Yes, everyone knows that if you are caught eating bacon on the line you automatically get an FTDR.

-Mike

 

[hillson09]

Combat Response Assault Practice?

 

[wacky_doug]

I love this thread.

 

[jibbr71]

I love this thread.

Now this thread really delivers!

 

[slap shot]

Combat Response Assault Practice?

Great minds

Combat Response And Preparedness.

Nah. That's a shitty name.

 

[99105]

I've trademarked all use of the alphabet with an organization whose sheer existence is classified tippy-top-secret. Please forward all royalties in unmarked bills.

Also, I'll soon be opening my own school of Special High Intensity Training.

Who wants a seat in the first class?

 

[bill o]

Yes, everyone knows that if you are caught eating bacon on the line you automatically get an FTDR.

-Mike

It's perfectly legal but it's a DQ if you do it three times.

 

[Deleted member 12999]

It's perfectly legal but it's a DQ if you do it three times.

Bacon AAAAND Dairy Queen? Where is this IDPA you speak of? IN

 

[WatchCityCPA]

I would include AOL in the curriculum but I'm having a hard time getting my hands on enough of those free trial CDs.

Don't worry if cannot find the AOL CD's - I should still have some AOL 3.5" Floppy disks somewhere.

 

[Fixxah]

Bill, you are a good sport. Well done.

-Trolling via S3.-

 

[bill o]

We at FR|Tactical Custom Branding Solutions wish to thank the NES community for their unwavering support. To show our thanks, my computer guys have asked me to post the source code for the AI Neural Network algorithm. Feel free to port it to your tactical platform and tinker with it. Any modifications become the property of FRTCBS and you will not be compensated. Again, we appreciate your support.

We have a big project in the works that we'll keep you updated on. It's a random tactical text generator that our clients will use to produce tactical newsletters for their client base. For a fraction of the cost of hiring a tactical writer, your training company's newsletter will be indistinguishable from the writing of Top Tier trainers like Rob Pincus and Corey & Erica.

data adj;
length adj $ 20;
input adj;
cards;
Elite
American
Operational
Advanced
Downrange
Tactical
Dynamic
Strategic
HammerFOUR
Urban
Instinctive
Critical
Rapid
Battlefield
Lethal
Yeager
RonPincus(c)
Practical
Custom
International
Protective
Defensive
IDPA
Corey&Erica
Kinetic
Proactive
Precision
;
run;

data noun1;
length noun1 $ 20;
input noun1;
cards;
Firearms
Weapons
Firepower
Combat
Assault
Carbine
Battle
Counterassault
Rapist
Terrorism
Edge
Hostage
Bacon
Adaptive
Advantage
Incident
Shooting
Combat
Warrior
Threat
;
run;

data noun2;
length noun2 $ 20;
input noun2;
cards;
Response
Development
Capabilities
Security
Safety
Dynamics
Operations
Negotiations
Commando
Ambush
Counterambush
Focus
;
run;

data ending;
length ending $ 20;
input ending;
cards;
Assessment
Group
Concepts
Consulting
Associates
Management
Solutions
Training
Institute
Consortium
LLC
Inc.
Tactics
Academy
Partners
Systems
School
International
;
run;

proc sql;
create table names as select *
from adj,noun1,noun2,ending;
quit;

* at this point the neural network develops intelligence;
data names;
set names;
length CompanyName $ 100 acronym $ 7;;
CompanyName=catx(' ',adj,noun1,noun2,ending);
acronym=cats(substr(adj,1,1),substr(noun1,1,1),substr(noun2,1,1),substr(ending,1,1));
run;

* randomize;
data names;
set names;
r=ranuni(27);
run;

proc sort data=names; by r; run;

options nocenter pagesize=max;
proc print data=names(obs=200) noobs;
var acronym CompanyName ;
run;

 

[newenglandjeff]

Tactical
Awareness
&
Interdiction
Ninja
Training

TAINT

 

[wacky_doug]

Hostage Elite Response Protocol Emergency Systems

 

[garandman]

We at FR|Tactical Custom Branding Solutions wish to thank the NES community for their unwavering support. To show our thanks, my computer guys have asked me to post the source code for the AI Neural Network algorithm. Feel free to port it to your tactical platform and tinker with it. Any modifications become the property of FRTCBS and you will not be compensated. Again, we appreciate your support. /

There's an app for that.

 

[Boghog1]

Tactical Reactive Obfuscation Linear Laser Incorporation Near Groups

 

[Harpua]

Tactical Honed Responsive Elite Advanced Dynamic Instinctive Special Grounded American Yahoos