Struggling to name your firearms training business? Maybe I can help.

bill o said:
Our team of international linguists, tactical professionals, and marketing experts have determined the optimal combinations of adjectives and nouns through the use of focus groups and regression analysis. Our names stand out above the rest. Please understand our value proposition before negatively commenting.

We'll have a booth at SHOT Show this year if you want to learn more.
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Ok now I know you're just screwing with us.
 
jasons said:
Yeah but how many of them are specifically focused on epic tactical training names? This is a whole new market.
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Sorry, the word Epic is now reserved.

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Anyone else appreciate the irony that a company specializing solely in strategic naming/branding hasn't provided their own company's name yet in a thread advertising their services?
 
thelowendhz said:
Anyone else appreciate the irony that a company specializing solely in strategic naming/branding hasn't provided their own company's name yet in a thread advertising their services?
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It's a "cash business," if you know what I mean.
 
blinky said:
Ok now I know you're just screwing with us.
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If you're still not convinced, the computer guys just ran the focus group results and pulled some experimental names off the Cray linefeed printer. The new AI tactical Neural Network is doing things we couldn't even dream of 10 years ago such as automatically print out the acronyms alongside the names. Here's a taste:

DBAC Defensive Battle Ambush Concepts
CASA Critical Advantage Safety Assessment
IRRT Instinctive Rapist Response Tactics
IWRL IDPA Warrior Response LLC
HSCC HammerFOUR Shooting Counterambush Consulting
EFCI Elite Firearms Commando Institute
AFDA American Firepower Development Assessment
BECI Battlefield Edge Commando Inc.
BARL Battlefield Assault Response LLC
IRDP International Rapist Development Partners
PIAT Protective Incident Ambush Training
AART American Adaptive Response Training
RFCA RonPincus(c) Firearms Capabilities Academy
LCCM Lethal Carbine Capabilities Management
DSRC Downrange Shooting Response Concepts
PWCI Precision Weapons Commando Inc.
PAAS Proactive Assault Ambush School
SCCG Strategic Combat Commando Group
AWCS Advanced Weapons Commando School
PCCI Protective Carbine Capabilities Institute
UCCA Urban Combat Counterambush Associates
PTAS Protective Threat Ambush Solutions
SCCC Strategic Combat Counterambush Consulting
IWSA International Warrior Security Assessment
DEFP Dynamic Edge Focus Partners
OAFI Operational Advantage Focus Inc.
YWCC Yeager Warrior Capabilities Consortium
CBCC Custom Battle Counterambush Consulting
IAFC IDPA Assault Focus Consulting
CWCA Corey&Erica Weapons Commando Academy
DEDL Downrange Edge Development LLC
BCAA Battlefield Combat Ambush Academy
DARS Dynamic Adaptive Response Solutions
ICAL IDPA Combat Ambush LLC
CCDL Corey&Erica Counterassault Development LLC
BBCA Battlefield Battle Counterambush Associates
STSL Strategic Threat Security LLC
CCNA Critical Carbine Negotiations Associates
LFAA Lethal Firearms Ambush Assessment
AESS American Edge Security Solutions
KWSA Kinetic Weapons Safety Associates
PADG Protective Assault Dynamics Group
EFCA Elite Firearms Commando Associates
PFNA Protective Firepower Negotiations Assessment
YARP Yeager Adaptive Response Partners
ATDI American Threat Development International
PWDA Precision Warrior Development Associates
YWSS Yeager Warrior Security Solutions
KISI Kinetic Incident Safety International
DAFL Defensive Adaptive Focus LLC
ATDL American Threat Development LLC
SSFA Strategic Shooting Focus Assessment
CRRI Critical Rapist Response Inc.
CCSA Critical Combat Security Assessment
LEOS Lethal Edge Operations Systems
IAAT International Adaptive Ambush Training
RWDS Rapid Weapons Dynamics School
RSCT RonPincus(c) Shooting Counterambush Tactics
CWCA Critical Warrior Commando Associates
KIAS Kinetic Incident Ambush Systems
CTDS Custom Threat Development School
RCOL Rapid Counterassault Operations LLC
DCSA Defensive Carbine Security Assessment
CRAT Custom Rapist Ambush Tactics
YWNC Yeager Weapons Negotiations Consortium
DCCI Downrange Combat Counterambush Institute
KFSM Kinetic Firepower Security Management
ECCC Elite Carbine Commando Consortium
IEDI IDPA Edge Dynamics International
BCSI Battlefield Combat Safety Inc.
DFDM Defensive Firearms Development Management
PFDA Proactive Firepower Development Associates
SCSM Strategic Combat Safety Management
PADC Proactive Advantage Dynamics Consortium
AADA Advanced Adaptive Dynamics Associates
CFNA Corey&Erica Firepower Negotiations Academy
IAST IDPA Assault Security Tactics
CFSS Corey&Erica Firepower Safety Solutions
UFDA Urban Firearms Development Academy
PRCA Protective Rapist Commando Associates
LADL Lethal Adaptive Dynamics LLC
BSFC Battlefield Shooting Focus Consulting
 
Not sure I want the phrase "rapist development" in the name of my company but that's just me. Seems like a fairly simple program could spit that crap out. Regression analysis? Really? What model? Even if you are it's another simple program.
 
slap shot said:
Not sure I want the phrase "rapist development" in the name of my company but that's just me. Seems like a fairly simple program could spit that crap out.
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I said these were experimental.

Regression analysis? Really? What model? Even if you are it's another simple program.
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OLS with robust standard errors. Specification is a trade secret.
 
That's pretty impressive technology, bill. Does it work for other industries? I'm part owner of a burgeoning company that teaches the elderly how to use twitter/myspace/geocities and would be interested in hiring you and your computer guys to come up with the perfect name for it.
 
At first I thought this thread was pretty lame, but after people started taking it seriously it became freakin priceless.

Great job, bill o. Keep up the good work.
 
new guy said:
That's pretty impressive technology, bill. Does it work for other industries? I'm part owner of a burgeoning company that teaches the elderly how to use twitter/myspace/geocities and would be interested in hiring you and your computer guys to come up with the perfect name for it.
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How about "America Online?"
 
new guy said:
That's pretty impressive technology, bill. Does it work for other industries? I'm part owner of a burgeoning company that teaches the elderly how to use twitter/myspace/geocities and would be interested in hiring you and your computer guys to come up with the perfect name for it.
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I wonder if my geocities page from 15 years ago is still active...
 
Neverknowsbest said:
Do you have any names that involve "bacon" ?
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I don't appreciate people making a mockery of my life's work, but I'll indulge this one time.

PBFS Proactive Bacon Focus Systems
CBST Critical Bacon Safety Training
UBAI Urban Bacon Ambush Inc.
KBAA Kinetic Bacon Ambush Associates
IBSG IDPA Bacon Security Group
HBCS HammerFOUR Bacon Counterambush Solutions
HBSM HammerFOUR Bacon Safety Management
DBCI Defensive Bacon Commando International
PBCG Proactive Bacon Commando Group
UBSA Urban Bacon Safety Academy
IBCM Instinctive Bacon Commando Management
UBSS Urban Bacon Safety School
PBCA Proactive Bacon Capabilities Assessment
PBOA Precision Bacon Operations Academy
PBSA Proactive Bacon Safety Associates
DBDP Defensive Bacon Dynamics Partners
PBRC Protective Bacon Response Concepts
SBCA Strategic Bacon Capabilities Associates
OBSS Operational Bacon Security Systems
CBFI Corey&Erica Bacon Focus Inc.
IBOT IDPA Bacon Operations Tactics
IBAC International Bacon Ambush Consulting
BBCI Battlefield Bacon Counterambush Inc.
YBSA Yeager Bacon Security Academy
ABOL American Bacon Operations LLC
UBOI Urban Bacon Operations International
LBSS Lethal Bacon Safety Systems
UBOC Urban Bacon Operations Concepts
CBDP Critical Bacon Dynamics Partners
EBSA Elite Bacon Safety Assessment
DBOI Defensive Bacon Operations Institute
CBDS Custom Bacon Development Solutions
RBSS RonPincus(c) Bacon Safety Solutions
EBOI Elite Bacon Operations Inc.
ABDI American Bacon Development International
OBOT Operational Bacon Operations Tactics
YBNM Yeager Bacon Negotiations Management
HBCA HammerFOUR Bacon Commando Assessment
SBCT Strategic Bacon Counterambush Training
KBFI Kinetic Bacon Focus Inc.
TBCG Tactical Bacon Commando Group
SBDS Strategic Bacon Dynamics Systems
CBCS Custom Bacon Counterambush Systems
EBCI Elite Bacon Counterambush International
PBCC Proactive Bacon Commando Consortium
IBOI Instinctive Bacon Operations Inc.
CBSS Corey&Erica Bacon Security Solutions
DBCT Defensive Bacon Commando Tactics
BBDP Battlefield Bacon Dynamics Partners
PBDC Precision Bacon Dynamics Concepts
TBNG Tactical Bacon Negotiations Group
UBSC Urban Bacon Security Consulting
LBNI Lethal Bacon Negotiations Inc.
UBDA Urban Bacon Development Assessment
TBSC Tactical Bacon Security Concepts
CBRI Corey&Erica Bacon Response International
CBFS Custom Bacon Focus Solutions
PBCL Precision Bacon Capabilities LLC
UBNA Urban Bacon Negotiations Academy
CBCT Critical Bacon Commando Training
YBDS Yeager Bacon Dynamics Systems
OBCM Operational Bacon Counterambush Management
RBNS Rapid Bacon Negotiations Solutions
ABRM Advanced Bacon Response Management
BBSS Battlefield Bacon Safety Solutions
CBNP Corey&Erica Bacon Negotiations Partners
PBCM Proactive Bacon Commando Management
ABDT American Bacon Development Tactics
CBNG Custom Bacon Negotiations Group
RBDS RonPincus(c) Bacon Development Solutions
DBCI Defensive Bacon Counterambush Inc.
PBCS Protective Bacon Counterambush Solutions
PBFA Precision Bacon Focus Associates
IBNA IDPA Bacon Negotiations Assessment
UBDC Urban Bacon Development Concepts
BBAL Battlefield Bacon Ambush LLC
PBSI Protective Bacon Safety Institute
DBCI Defensive Bacon Capabilities Institute
TBNA Tactical Bacon Negotiations Academy
CBAC Corey&Erica Bacon Ambush Concepts
SBAP Strategic Bacon Ambush Partners
YBSC Yeager Bacon Safety Consortium
IBCA International Bacon Commando Assessment
ABNA Advanced Bacon Negotiations Assessment
OBDC Operational Bacon Development Consulting
OBCA Operational Bacon Commando Assessment
DBNC Downrange Bacon Negotiations Concepts
UBCI Urban Bacon Capabilities Inc.
HBNA HammerFOUR Bacon Negotiations Assessment
DBNG Defensive Bacon Negotiations Group
IBDS IDPA Bacon Development Systems
SBRI Strategic Bacon Response Inc.
CBRC Critical Bacon Response Consortium
DBNC Downrange Bacon Negotiations Consulting
CBOA Corey&Erica Bacon Operations Associates
LBDT Lethal Bacon Dynamics Tactics
IBAI Instinctive Bacon Ambush Inc.
KBDP Kinetic Bacon Dynamics Partners
EBOS Elite Bacon Operations Solutions
ABNI Advanced Bacon Negotiations Inc.
CBCC Corey&Erica Bacon Capabilities Consulting
YBCA Yeager Bacon Commando Assessment
TBRL Tactical Bacon Response LLC
EBFS Elite Bacon Focus Solutions
PBFS Precision Bacon Focus School
DBDC Downrange Bacon Development Concepts
IBNI Instinctive Bacon Negotiations International
RBRS Rapid Bacon Response Solutions
ABSC Advanced Bacon Safety Consortium
PBRL Practical Bacon Response LLC
RBSP Rapid Bacon Safety Partners
UBCI Urban Bacon Capabilities Institute
DBAS Dynamic Bacon Ambush School
CBAS Corey&Erica Bacon Ambush Systems
KBSA Kinetic Bacon Security Assessment
CBCS Corey&Erica Bacon Commando Systems
ABCI American Bacon Counterambush Institute
PBFL Proactive Bacon Focus LLC
RBSL Rapid Bacon Safety LLC
RBFI Rapid Bacon Focus Inc.
RBSP RonPincus(c) Bacon Security Partners
CBSP Custom Bacon Safety Partners
DBCA Downrange Bacon Counterambush Associates
CBDM Corey&Erica Bacon Development Management
RBDP RonPincus(c) Bacon Dynamics Partners
EBFG Elite Bacon Focus Group
HBOI HammerFOUR Bacon Operations Institute
IBAI IDPA Bacon Ambush International
IBCC International Bacon Capabilities Consortium
PBCS Proactive Bacon Counterambush School
IBST International Bacon Security Tactics
IBRI International Bacon Response Institute
RBCI Rapid Bacon Commando International
PBDC Proactive Bacon Dynamics Concepts
KBFA Kinetic Bacon Focus Associates
ABSL Advanced Bacon Security LLC
CBCA Custom Bacon Counterambush Academy
ABAM Advanced Bacon Ambush Management
YBFI Yeager Bacon Focus Inc.
IBSI International Bacon Safety Institute
YBRC Yeager Bacon Response Consulting
PBCS Practical Bacon Commando Solutions
DBOM Dynamic Bacon Operations Management
LBDA Lethal Bacon Development Academy
PBNT Practical Bacon Negotiations Tactics
LBRM Lethal Bacon Response Management
RBCC Rapid Bacon Commando Consulting
IBCA Instinctive Bacon Counterambush Assessment
UBCS Urban Bacon Capabilities Solutions
CBDM Critical Bacon Development Management
EBFA Elite Bacon Focus Assessment
DBCM Dynamic Bacon Commando Management
SBAT Strategic Bacon Ambush Training
IBAM International Bacon Ambush Management
IBRI IDPA Bacon Response Inc.
PBDP Proactive Bacon Development Partners
PBCP Proactive Bacon Capabilities Partners
DBAM Defensive Bacon Ambush Management
EBSS Elite Bacon Security Solutions
PBSM Proactive Bacon Security Management
PBSA Practical Bacon Safety Associates
DBCG Defensive Bacon Commando Group
LBNL Lethal Bacon Negotiations LLC
UBDI Urban Bacon Dynamics International
CBRI Custom Bacon Response International
PBAA Precision Bacon Ambush Associates
IBSP Instinctive Bacon Security Partners
PBFM Proactive Bacon Focus Management
PBOI Protective Bacon Operations International
BBSA Battlefield Bacon Security Academy
ABAC American Bacon Ambush Consulting
DBDP Downrange Bacon Development Partners
PBNS Precision Bacon Negotiations School
ABNI Advanced Bacon Negotiations International
DBRI Dynamic Bacon Response Institute
YBSI Yeager Bacon Security Institute
SBCL Strategic Bacon Counterambush LLC
IBSI Instinctive Bacon Safety Institute
CBCL Custom Bacon Counterambush LLC
CBAT Critical Bacon Ambush Tactics
IBCP IDPA Bacon Capabilities Partners
 
I'd realy like to start a training company as a side job and would really like to use Defensive Combat Response Institute. I just have a few questions.

What would it cost to buy that name?
Can I lease the name to make sure I really like it and make sure it drives in business?
Is it possible to go in as partners with someone and co-own the name?
Does it come with a website?
Can I use it as a domain name? ie defensivecombatresponseinstitute.com or would I have to use dcri.com?
Could I set up my own email to sell to others such as [email protected] ? That would be an email address everyone in the shooting sports would want to have!
Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
Can I pay with a third-party, post-dated, out of state check?

Eagerly waiting your reply.
 
frenchman said:
That is one skanky looking biatch. Horrible.

Got her number by any chance?
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All I know is she's from Florida. As a friend of mine says "She knows which end of a crack pipe is which."

Just to demonstrate how awesome this thread is, just one picture of her is usually enough to kill a thread dead - and this is #3!
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garandman said:
All I know is she's from Florida. As a friend of mine says "She knows which end of a crack pipe is which."

Just to demonstrate how awesome this thread is, just one picture of her is usually enough to kill a thread dead - and this is #3!
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Freaks like her are the reason why I stopped drinking years ago. Try waking up next to something like that. I got away AIDS free more often then I deserved, I can tell youn that.
 

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