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Happy birthday to me
- Thread starter one-eyed Jack
- Start date
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Geez, Jack.
Even you shouldn't drink beer while riding a motorcycle!
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Hope you had a great day!
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Happy birthday Jack! I'll be shooting a 50BMG on Sunday in your honor!
Jack, I will raise a cold one in your honor when I finish work this afternoon!
Now that it is Sunday, Happy Birthday and to many more.
fencer
NES Member
Happy Birthday Jack.
Quick Joke for you.
Three friends are golfing one day when they start bitchin about getting old.
The first one says " man it sucks being 60. I have to take a leak every night at 3:00 am "
The second say "wait till you are 65! I have to get up at 2:00 to pee and 5:00 to take a dump"
The oldest says " Now that I am 70, I pee at 6:00 and take a dump at 6:30 everyday"
His friends look at him and say "That's not so bad"
And he says " Yeah, but I don't wake up till 8:00"
Quick Joke for you.
Three friends are golfing one day when they start bitchin about getting old.
The first one says " man it sucks being 60. I have to take a leak every night at 3:00 am "
The second say "wait till you are 65! I have to get up at 2:00 to pee and 5:00 to take a dump"
The oldest says " Now that I am 70, I pee at 6:00 and take a dump at 6:30 everyday"
His friends look at him and say "That's not so bad"
And he says " Yeah, but I don't wake up till 8:00"
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Happy Birthday Young Man !!! 
