Now that's a wheeze!
Russian hackers stole the election, the FBI stole the election, Putin "bought" Trump and it's proved in his taxes, Monsanto GMOs are killing people, vaccines are causing autism, police are hunting down black men, GW "did" 9/11, free energy exists but big oil pays to keep it secret, AIDS/HIV was created by the CIA, heroin is being brought into the US from Afghanistan by the CIA, Monsanto is killing all the bees so they control the food supply, ADHD drugs were created to pacify outspoken citizens, DuPont made marijuana illegal to sell more wood pulp, hydraulic fracturing poisons groundwater and makes wells/taps catch fire, and of course anyone can buy guns by the dozen at a gun show with no background check and resell them - that's where all the gun crime comes from.
But WE'RE the paranoid conspiracy theorists.
Ban semi automatics! Ban high capacity magazines! Ban "ghost" guns! Ban "bullet buttons"! Ban ARs! Ban "assault weapons"! Ban handguns! The stabbing at the college was gun violence caused by guns! The terrorist attack was gun violence caused by guns! Only insane/violent people have or want guns! Poverty is exacerbated by guns! Guns are part of "toxic masculinity"! Guns make you less safe! We need universal background checks for guns, and "smart guns", and a 30 day waiting period for guns. Better yet, no guns at all, except for police and military (but we shouldn't have a military they're just there to steal oil and do human rights violations, and the police just kill unarmed black men so they ought to just have tasers but not use them as that's assault too).
But WE'RE obsessed with guns.