As you may recall, Shaq was a sherrif's deputy in MIA. I'm sure he'll get the LEO wink/nod....even in Sudbury.
He can be a Deputy Sheriff in Middlesex County too, just write the check to the Committee to Elect Peter Koutoujian. 50 dollars was the old rate, I don't know if the price has gone up.
http://www.middlesexdeputysheriff.com/web/