tinhorn
NES Member
My part-time gig isn't a career track--that ship has sailed. I like the extra dough as well as the yoga pants and the occasional sexagenarian cock tease. Carrying a firearm is against company policy. So is telling a customer where to find an item instead of escorting them to it. I'll worry about the revolver in my pocket when I'm no longer the only swinging dick that actually takes a customer to the item they seek.
Just tonight I went out the front door to shag shopping carts (actually to have a smoke--Nathan can grab the carts later) when three dudes NOT dressed like Jehovah's Witnesses were beeline rushing into the store. WTF? I went right back inside and prepared to escort them to any item they wanted, if you get my drift.
It's also against policy for teenybopper employees to bare their midriffs. A couple of them flaunt the rule when the manager isn't around. They are learning that bellybuttons do not frighten dirty old men, except for Nathan's. Rules, shmules. They're more like guidelines.
Just tonight I went out the front door to shag shopping carts (actually to have a smoke--Nathan can grab the carts later) when three dudes NOT dressed like Jehovah's Witnesses were beeline rushing into the store. WTF? I went right back inside and prepared to escort them to any item they wanted, if you get my drift.
It's also against policy for teenybopper employees to bare their midriffs. A couple of them flaunt the rule when the manager isn't around. They are learning that bellybuttons do not frighten dirty old men, except for Nathan's. Rules, shmules. They're more like guidelines.