Leave it to Blitz1 to resurrect an old thread about using the head. Piece of advice: don't drop your sidearm in the blue goo in a PortaJohn. It takes a LOT of Hoppes to get that aroma off.
(I've heard.)
(I've heard.)
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Who are all these people sitting on public toilets? If you hover like a normal person, it should be fine.
Sometimes when I feel fancy I wear my fanny pack instead. Same idea.
Who are all these people sitting on public toilets? If you hover like a middle aged woman, it should be fine.
Why drop your pants down to your ankles? Its not like you are at home and relaxed on a public toilet. Pull your pants down to your knees and use the tension to keep the open waist there. If you've really got to relax to drop an Austin Powers #2, then remove the holster and use your underwear as a hammock.
The best thing to do is take care of it before you leave the house. How many times to you have to crap during the day?
Just go in your pants and deal with it when you get home.
The best thing to do is take care of it before you leave the house. How many times to you have to crap during the day?
Your screen name is Squished.
I just joined the site and man am i happy i did.. this thread is hilarious....
I just joined the site and man am i happy i did.. this thread is hilarious.... i do the old underwear as a hammock myself...
I just joined the site and man am i happy i did.. this thread is hilarious.... i do the old underwear as a hammock myself...
keep your pants on.
j/k
i keep the pants up around my thighs. not very comfortable. i take dumps just about anywhere, so 90% of the time, i'll store the pistol in the car if it's going to be extended shit-house reading.
sometimes, you just "gotta go" - so i'll keep the pants around my thighs to avoid exposing my weapon to me next door neighbor
I use the SmartCarry so my hands are free to browse NES on my Droid.
Sent from my Droid in a bathroom using TapaTalk.
there IS a NES epic thread started by blitz..
i'm taking a dump and using my iPhone so i can't pull it up.
my cat scratched at the door so i let her in too. gun is on the sink
I'm wondering how many more epic threads like this are out there that us newbies missed out on. Thanks for resurrecting it and for the laughs.