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Carrying and using the head

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Coastie2010, Feb 17, 2009.

  1. New_Shooter

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    i had to read this a half dozen times to understand it.... good stuff tho.
     
  2. NFD9

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    Rep point for you[laugh2]
    I haven't laughed like that in a while[rofl][rofl][rofl][rofl][rofl]
    Thanks
     
  3. SA John

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    Eddie Coyle on Hanwei: "Dead to me."

    Winner in the clubhouse.
     
  4. Brian48

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    I carry a j-frame so it's easy for me to simply take it out of the inside-the-pants holster and slip it temporarily in my trouser pocket. They may or may not catch glimpse of the empty holster itself, but without the gun in place, it looks like cellphone clip.
     
  5. jhblaze1

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    hang it on the hook on the back of the door by the trigger guard! I hear that works good.


    JK, don't do that.

    Either don't drop your pants all the way to your ankles, or pull the holster and gun off your belt as ONE and hold it on your lap. Some people put it on the back of the toilet on the tank if there is one. Just make sure you don't forget it.
     
  6. jhblaze1

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    A little harsh, no?

    Someone new to carrying might have questions that more seasoned folks think is stupid. I personally don't think it's that dumb of a question and i'd rather he ask it here and get advice than do the wrong thing and freak out a sheep and lose his LTC.
     
  7. jhblaze1

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    No, they're really really not.[laugh]
     
  8. ShootinFoodie

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    Works for me. Just chuck it in the undies. You'll never forget its there.
    It could be embarassing explaining how skid marks got on the holster though.
     
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    That's what I do. Anyone want to try my 340M&P at the next shoot?
     
  10. Big_Red

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    OMG, that is the best explanation I have read in a long time. [rofl2]

    Now that's sone funny shit right there. [smile]

    You would be surprised...[wink]
     
  11. salesman

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    Ask a guy at the urinal to hold it in his free hand.
     
  12. Raoul Duke

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    First I'd empty the mag into the bowl just to make sure it respects me and we won't have any "splashback.
     
  13. 45collector

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    Isn't this what the bathroom attendant is for? Checking firearms?

    [grin]
     
  14. sdavid

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    Start wearing a kilt, and you'll never be caught with your pants down.


    I bring my pants down to my knees and buckle the belt, no need to draw and drop my pants with a sidearm in my hand.
     
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    I'm laughing and crying at the same time over this thread. There is some funny shit going on here.[smile]
     
  16. Negotiator

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    Coastie - try a number of the ideas here at home and use what works best. Keep safe and don't leave your firearm in the WC.
     
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    If you do decide to leave it on your belt just be careful you don't drop it in the pot. I had a cell phone on my belt once and when I stood up the belt slid out of the loops, of course the cell phone slid off the belt into the pot.
     
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    Think of the last time there was someone in the stall next to you. How much time did you spend checking out the waistband of his pants around his ankles? If you are like most people, you don't spend a lot of time checking out the person next to you. I'm guessing that even if you had a small black holster hanging off your belt, most people wouldn't even realize it.
     
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    That's a good one. Never heard that one before.

    +2 for a new poop euphemism!
     
  20. Hanwei

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    Just TRY and tell me this isn't stylish. And don't worry... I don't really have this one.

    I have the one with the blue rhinestones.

    [​IMG]
     
  21. drgrant

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    Did it occur to anyone that if a guy sees your holster/gun from under the
    stall, that person is probably a friggan pervert?

    Dispatcher: 911 Emergency... please state your name and location.....

    Caller: "OMGS!!! There's a man with a gun taking a dump in the mens bathroom!!!"

    Dispatcher: "And you know this information, how?"

    Caller: "I was looking under the toilet stalls..."

    Dispatcher: "And who the hell are you, Larry Craig? "
     
  22. abomb60

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    Just keep your pants around your thighs and do your business. I've never understood why people drop their pants to their ankles to crap. Man I don't want my pants on the bathroom floor [puke]. Must be the same people who stand at the urinal and drop their pants to the floor [rofl]
     
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    [rofl][rofl]There are some hilarious responses. I like the guy who says I take dumps everywhere, hahahahaha. My god.
     
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    [laugh2][rofl][laugh][rofl][laugh][smile]
     
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    Well i guess if your really gonna stink the joint up, you outta fire a couple of warning shots just as a courtesy, to let everyone know.
     
  26. EddieCoyle

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    It isn't stylish. It even looks bad on her.

    But you might be onto something...

    Instead of using the restroom, you can just take a dump in the fanny pack, floss your crack with the strap, and throw it into the dumpster. Two birds, meet one stone.
     
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    Some days Jim, you are on f'n fire. That was hilarious. [laugh2]
     
  29. usnma

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    [rofl2] This thread is awesome!
     
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    Jim... c'mon... tell me how you REALLY feel [laugh][laugh][laugh]
     

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