Leave it to Blitz1 to resurrect an old thread about using the head. Piece of advice: don't drop your sidearm in the blue goo in a PortaJohn. It takes a LOT of Hoppes to get that aroma off.
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I like comfort, but I'm also scared of microscopic animals. So I cover the seat with toilet paper first, after flushing several times so that the water will be less germy in case I get splash back.Who are all these people sitting on public toilets? If you hover like a normal person, it should be fine.
So this is what men talk about.Why drop your pants down to your ankles? Its not like you are at home and relaxed on a public toilet. Pull your pants down to your knees and use the tension to keep the open waist there. If you've really got to relax to drop an Austin Powers #2, then remove the holster and use your underwear as a hammock.
That's actually a plan I used to be successful with. From kindergarden through 12th grade, I didn't make a deposit in the school bathrooms a single time. I was terrified of that strange brown sandpaper they had by each toilet. Nor was I too thrilled about the doorless stalls. (I'm not sure what they were thinking except perhaps they were on purposely trying to humiliate us and make our butts hurt.)The best thing to do is take care of it before you leave the house. How many times to you have to crap during the day?
well, I have IBS in a terrible way, so I can go up to 7 times a day. My record, without food poisoning or anything, is 14.The best thing to do is take care of it before you leave the house. How many times to you have to crap during the day?
keep your pants on.
i keep the pants up around my thighs. not very comfortable. i take dumps just about anywhere, so 90% of the time, i'll store the pistol in the car if it's going to be extended shit-house reading.
sometimes, you just "gotta go" - so i'll keep the pants around my thighs to avoid exposing my weapon to me next door neighbor
http://www.northeastshooters.com/vb...reads-Outings-and-Rants-Oh-My.?highlight=epicI'm wondering how many more epic threads like this are out there that us newbies missed out on. Thanks for resurrecting it and for the laughs.