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Carrying and using the head

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Coastie2010, Feb 17, 2009.

  1. K-DUB

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    Leave it to Blitz1 to resurrect an old thread about using the head. Piece of advice: don't drop your sidearm in the blue goo in a PortaJohn. It takes a LOT of Hoppes to get that aroma off.

    (I've heard.)
     
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  2. Business

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    I use the enclosed stall and put the gun on top of either the back tank of the toilet if there is one or on top of the TP dispenser.
     
  3. Prepper

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    I like comfort, but I'm also scared of microscopic animals. So I cover the seat with toilet paper first, after flushing several times so that the water will be less germy in case I get splash back.

    Ever been to the Philippines? You have to hover there... it is rather strange, because they have western style toilets, but never with any seat or cover. When I first saw one, I was like "ummmm.... ummmmm.... am I supposed to sit on the rim of the bowl or something? Ick, looks filthy... I'll try hovering, even if the locals sit on it." When I came back out, I asked my wife what's the deal with it and she said that hovering was the right way to go. I also asked why there aren't any seats and she says the seats cost too much and they are poor. But, the toilet must cost about $100 and the seat is just $10 more. Splurge a little! (Another common thing I saw was toilets with no innards inside the tank... they had a water bucket next to the toilet that you dump in to make it flush.)

    And I'm sure no one wants to hear my story about a school bus load of retarded children and a public rest room at Victoria Peak in Hong Kong.
     
  4. Sleepytime

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    I'd rather get caught riding a moped and doing a fat chick at the same time...
     
  5. EddieCoyle

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    I fixed it for you.
     
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  6. DollParts

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    So this is what men talk about.[laugh2]
     
  7. theGringo

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    The best thing to do is take care of it before you leave the house. How many times to you have to crap during the day?
     
  8. Squished

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    Just go in your pants and deal with it when you get home.
     
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  9. Prepper

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    That's actually a plan I used to be successful with. From kindergarden through 12th grade, I didn't make a deposit in the school bathrooms a single time. I was terrified of that strange brown sandpaper they had by each toilet. Nor was I too thrilled about the doorless stalls. (I'm not sure what they were thinking except perhaps they were on purposely trying to humiliate us and make our butts hurt.)
     
  10. mouse07410

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    Hmm... Shoulder holsters anyone? [wink]
     
  11. EddieCoyle

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    Your screen name is Squished. [rofl2]
     
  12. bostonasphalt2

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    well, I have IBS in a terrible way, so I can go up to 7 times a day. My record, without food poisoning or anything, is 14.

    It sucks to be me when in public. I literally am always scanning for places that have crappers I can use.
     
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    Yessir, they don't call me Squished for nothing. [rofl]
     
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    Another solution, if you make enough noise while you're in the stall other people will leave and then you won't need to worry about someone seeing your firearm. People at my work moan and groan in the restroom all the time, it usually clears it out.
     
  15. packingungal

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    It might depend on which "head" rules...
     
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    I just joined the site and man am i happy i did.. [rofl] this thread is hilarious.... i do the old underwear as a hammock myself...[smile]
     
  17. theGringo

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    Well, as they say at the orgy ... "feel free to jump in anwhere".
     
  18. K-DUB

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    [laugh2] Welcome to NES!

    Way to put your first post in the legendary toilet thread! [smile]
     
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    haha...that was me at the Topsfield Fair in 08.
     
  20. JRyan

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    Yep.
     
  21. RadiCS

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    I can't believe I missed this thread... lol

    Try to use rest stops... There's always people willing to give you a hand with your piece!! [laugh]

    I feel like this thread is worth resurrecting!!
     
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    Aaaaaaaaand we're back [smile]
     
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    I use the SmartCarry so my hands are free to browse NES on my Droid.

    Sent from my Droid in a bathroom using TapaTalk.
     
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    This. Ill use the hammock method as I need the hands free to surf the internet on my blackberry. [rofl]

    Finally read this, epic thread.
     
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    I'm wondering how many more epic threads like this are out there that us newbies missed out on. Thanks for resurrecting it and for the laughs.
     
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    NES Zombie thread!
     
  27. wolf223

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    there IS a NES epic thread started by blitz..

    i'm taking a dump and using my iPhone so i can't pull it up.

    my cat scratched at the door so i let her in too. [rofl] gun is on the sink
     
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    Can't pull what up? Are you talkin' dirty again?[shocked]
     
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    Massive necro. Hilarious first few pages though.
     
  30. Blitz1

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