I hear voices. Every single weekday morning. Not exactly evil or good. just non productive voices.
" Don't get out of bed. Don't go to work today. There is enough beer in the fridge to last you throughout the day. Stay home today and watch price is right all day. Imagine how good it will feel to stay in your boxer's all day and not have to wear a suit or work on the deceased all day. Their dead, they can wait. Pick up the phone, call that girl you've been hanging out with, she has the day off too, and if she doesn't convince her to take it off. That's right you act like your hitting the snooze alarm and really hit the alarm off button........sleep.....go to sleep..... WAIT!.. When the phone rings........your excuse is........Who haven't we told your boss died in your family yet?.....ah hell we will make one up when he calls.....sleep."
Oh yeah and I came to the conclusion today that my non-productive conscience and TIVO are joining forces to get me fired!