Zombies attack right now

[AF83]

Hornaday Lock and Load reloading press....I could push their skull in with it.

 

[MP-In-The-Wind]

I'm toast! I've got various hot sauces...which will probably be used on my own brain!

 

[omega42]

Mccalan 15 year, I will be running drunk

Tough to run in snowshoes on bare ground. Sharpen the cleats and whack a couple so you have a victory to toast first.

 

[paulleve]

Seasons 1-4 of the Walking Dead. Ain't that ironic?!

 

[Mike 53]

Bottle of single malt. I'll drain the bottle and bash their brains out with it.
Oh, wait...

 

[RDG]

A camo hat that says Savage.

Damn... I'm screwed

 

[dingbat]

I'm screwed unless I can lure them in to a massive coal fire.

 

[OCB]

Gore Tex outer shell from an ECW sleeping bag set and some snacks, so I guess I'll just be waiting the zombies out. Oh, and a life straw, so at least I can get some drinkable water. Good thing, too, cause all my snacks are different varieties of beef jerky and seasoned cashews.

 

[ggboy]

A Paul Chen Katanna from girlfriend number one.
A Yankee Hill Ar from girlfriend number two.
An NRA "exellent" Glock 34 from my step sister.
And a bottle of B&B from one of my buddies.
I am drinking it now so the Zombies don;t get it first!!!
ggboy!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Dadstoys]

Ammo for the 357 and 45
Clamores are tough to stuff into stockings though

 

[frenchman]

A Paul Chen Katanna from girlfriend number one.
A Yankee Hill Ar from girlfriend number two.

ggboy!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is that your left and your right hand???

 

[jdb723]

Cast iron grill press

 

[Wrench75]

Yeah but how fast can you put it together?

You mean after I take it apart?

 

[fshalor]

Nikon .223 scope...does the rifle its going on count?

 

[Varmint]

Nikon .223 scope...does the rifle its going on count?

of course not, but you can club them with the scope.

 

[Come and take]

Fork and knife.

 

[neum69]

Chainsaw! Now where'd I put the gas...

 

[fencer]

Lucky me. I bought a S&W 29-10 with a 6-1/2" barrel and about 500 rounds of ammo.

It is a known fact that zombies hate the taste of 44 magnum hollow points. So does just about everything else in North America.

 

[mass]

I'm going to throw my credit card bill at them.

Sent from State prison using contraband cell phone.

 

[01bmf]

Husqvarna chain saw. Shredding zombies this year!

 

[AntiHippie]

New Carhartts, so I can look classy (they're new) while I brain them with my new Rockchucker. Would rather just use it to make more ammo to shoot them in their zombie faces, though.

 

[gearjunky13]

Ya im not making it

 

[BostonVI]

GF hooked me up with some zombie-b-gone.

 

[Eta-Carinae]

Cold Steel Brooklyn Crusher, from mom.

 

[Wicked1911]

I got a walking dead coffee mug, and two 8 round speed loaders for the R8. I guess I'm screwed unless the zombies would prefer some coffee over brains.

 

[yanquidog]

 

[MainelyFree]

Morakniv Bushcraft

 

[Sig Sauer Shooter]

I got a walking dead coffee mug, and two 8 round speed loaders for the R8. I guess I'm screwed unless the zombies would prefer some coffee over brains.

I'd only give them decaf.....

 

[Jenny]

This. Will Be. Epic.

 

[headednorth]

This. Will Be. Epic.

Nice! Neighbors wont be messing with you any time soon.