Zombies attack right now

[Scott7980]

fillet knife set from my parents and a new shotgun from me. Gonna get me some zombies

 

[TOY539]

Taste like chicken.

 

[Bob P]

Gouge their eyes out with cuff links? I got a nice holster and belt, do I get to use the revolver it's for?

 

[gearjunky13]

Gouge their eyes out with cuff links? I got a nice holster and belt, do I get to use the revolver it's for?

No, but you can darw your hand from it like a pistol and go, pew pew pew....ya your screwed like me

 

[mikerossi1976]

bottle of Basil Hayden

 

[ThePreBanMan]

Can only use what I got for Christmas.... Guess I'm zombie chow. No way wool socks, jeans and some shirts are keeping away the horde.

 

[RYJ]

Guess i can smack um with the gift certificate for Bobs Shooting range in Salisbury! And then run like hell

 

[OCB]

Perfect - you can use them as a diversion.

 

[Ringworm]

A bar of soap shaped like a Glock. I am so f'd.

 

[mibro]

This. Will Be. Epic.

Amish weedwacker?

 

[bryan995]

Dewalt 20V tool set. Drill / impact driver / flashlight / circular saw / reciprocating saw + assorted demo blades. I should be fine ... until the batteries run out.

 

[mibro]

Dewalt 20V tool set. Drill / impact driver / flashlight / circular saw / reciprocating saw + assorted demo blades. I should be fine ... until the batteries run out.

Fine print...charge before first use.

You could always poke them with the drill....if you had a bit.

 

[msmola92]

A Smith & Wesson pocket knife and some iron Maiden records... so hopefully the zombies are a bunch of hippies and run away[emoji13]

 

[DanP229]

A bow case. Not going to help much.

 

[bobank]

S&W Bodyguard and a box of Hollow Points. Those zombies are dead meat.

 

[5 DOLLAR FOOT LONG]

Maybe I can use the NATO gas can I got as a melee weapon.

 

[WhiteTiger]

A 6 foot Yogibo Max bean bag couch!

 

[frenchman]

S&W Bodyguard and a box of Hollow Points. Those zombies are dead meat.

Isnt being dead meat the whole point of being a zombie?

 

[boscru]

machete to sever a foot---makes the perfect stocking stuffer

 

[thesyguy]

The katana my son gave me.

 

[AntiHippie]

A Smith & Wesson pocket knife and some iron Maiden records... so hopefully the zombies are a bunch of hippies and run away[emoji13]

Hippies HATE death metal...

 

[AntiHippie]

Now that I'm back in the kitchen - as long as I can finish this box of maple sugar candy, the zombies can have me - and I'll die at peace.

This shit is heaven. Why would anyone do crack or meth or any other highly addictive substance when they could just eat maple sugar candy....

 

[headednorth]

Why would anyone do crack or meth or any other highly addictive substance when they could just eat maple sugar candy....

Just as bad for the teeth, lol.

 

[M60]

machete to sever a foot---makes the perfect stocking stuffer

Now that right there is funny.

 

[Gimlet]

Hold on. Give me a couple of minutes to finish this bottle of Tulamore Dew. I'll club the first won't and won't really care what happens after that.

 

[40 caliber]

I got 2 bottles of single malt scotch and a new AK47. I just need to club the zombies with the bottles until I can get to the ammo and magazines downstairs .....of course if I drink both bottle first I really won't GAF anyway...

 

[Katie-B]

There's no chance of stopping them with a Bass Pro gift card! So I would try to get up wind and burn the old wrapping paper and ribbon.The fire should give off toxic fumes and or catch them on fire.

 

[Apcsox]

Well, I could either throw money, gift cards or socks at them....

 

[Mrwinter617]

Peanut M&M

 

[gearjunky13]

There's no chance of stopping them with a Bass Pro gift card! So I would try to get up wind and burn the old wrapping paper and ribbon.The fire should give off toxic fumes and or catch them on fire.

and then you'll have flaming zombies to deal with