What is one of your favorite absolute horrible trashy junk foods? Must be seriously unhealthy to qualify

[richc]

Any kind of Oreos

But... but... Oreos are vegan!

Seriously...

 

[Mark from MA]

Market Basket, not a lot of variety but reminds me of the donuts you’d get from the local donut shops years ago.

MB and some other supermarket donuts are not bad.....compared to 99% of shit that's around here in Central MA. Even Honeydew and other places have gone down hill for donuts.

 

[richc]

Thick cut french toast, banana, and with butter, peanut butter, honey and maple syrup. topped with whipped cream.

 

[appraiser]

Donuts but I am fussy. I haven't had one in a while Dunkin has gone way downhill. the only place I will normally get them is Klems in Londonderry New Hampshire they are very good

 

[appraiser]

Oh I forgot my other addiction in life hot crossed buns and this is the time of year for them

 

[ReggieB9mm]

Best chicken salad is to use a store bought rotisserie chicken and shred it up, the whole thing not the left overs. Chop up some celery and onions… easy on the mayo, not too soupy and some bread crumbs. Mix all together and put it in a sammich layered with Lays or cape cod chips.

Put some dill in their too, really pumps it up.

 

[timbo]

Five Guys double cheeseburger w/grilled onions, mushrooms slathered in mayo/mustard.

Close second place is:

I've eaten neither in several years (worked too hard to lose weight) though thinking about this, my fortitude is waning a bit...

 

[1903Collector]

Anything out of a box from Drake's or Hostess.
Inhale until box was empty. Paying for my sins!

f***in ay'

Devil dogs, i don't buy them often cuz I'll eat the entire friggin box in a day.

 

[flippinfleck]

I'm a sucker for a Five Guy's double with cheese. Add grilled onions, mushrooms, mayo, catsup, lettuce, and tomato. Salt liberally.

Don't get one very often, maybe a couple times a year.

 

[Berkshire Guy]

Chester’s Chicken fried strawberry pies

 

[headednorth]

You have to cook the balogna in a pan first! Nice and brown. Maybe spam as an alternative.

Nah, I did like liverwurst cut thick (never fried though) The bologna I like super thin

 

[Rockrivr1]

When you feel like a hot dog you have to get one of Larry Joe's Hot Dogs at his truck in Mendon. It's a 1 lb foot long beast with all kinds of homemade toppings. I don't care if it's bad for me!!!

 

[massgun]

Hard to pick favorites 'cause there are so many, but chips (Cape Cod especially), french fries/onion rings, fried chicken or fish (fish & chips with malt vinegar), good full fat ice cream and last but not least, a maple glazed, crumbled bacon donut from a new local donut place. Of course I try very hard to limit myself to all these things but give in to the chips most often.

 

[slugworth]

Any kind of Oreos

Fried Oreos!!!!!!

 

[slugworth]

-They're good cookies. Not A+ level but still better than 80% of the shit in the store cookie aisle.

-80% of them don't come from girls off the side of the road. They get sold by dads,moms and grandparents

-Because the chain of acquisition is abnormal, guys can hide them from their wife or just staah them at work. So their c*** wife who buys them kale or other inedible shit can be dodged easily

Aldi’s sells generic Girl Scout cookies the tagalong ones are identical!!

 

[ben1]

Have you had a giant frosted coffe roll from kanes??? Soooooo good. Also their glazed donuts are amazing

Kanes is delicious. When my wife works in the office in Boston she will somestimes get them for me.

 

[basscatfrank]

Donuts but I am fussy. I haven't had one in a while Dunkin has gone way downhill. the only place I will normally get them is Klems in Londonderry New Hampshire they are very good

It's in Windham.

 

[slugworth]

I have a lot of them. My boys inherited a love of eating the culinary equivalent of liquid feces from me also.

High on the list are those damn shamrock shakes. Only thing I would go to McDonald’s for. Also love a double whopper from BK. And jelly donuts from anywhere but dunks

The shamrock shakes when I was a kid were way better than what we get today. Apparently today it’s just vanilla soft serve with us squeeze of mint. When I was a kid, it was real mint ice cream they made it to the milkshake.

 

[slugworth]

Donut dip donuts in West Springfield …

 

[Fixxah]

Thats another guilty pleasure that I cave to maybe twice a year. Bologna, Am cheese, brown mustard

Or on toast with French dressing.

 

[RumRunner]

This looks interesting

 

[Optimator]

Somebody please try to figure out what that grassy, weed like straw stuff is inside a Chinese egg roll and let us all know.

I believe what you're talking about are day lily flowers. They come dried, and they get reconstituted in hot water before use. It's probably most common to see them in hot and sour soup and occasionally in spring rolls.

 

[40 Creedmoor fan]

Fried clams at Whimpy's in Osterville or Kream 'n Kone in Chatham.

 

[LT5]

Liverwurst on english muffins with mayo

Did the apocalypse start?

 

[FalArAk]

I also used to eat an entire package of Nutter Butter cream patties with a bucket of milk.

I thought I was the only one lol I can almost finish an entire package of those.

Minus the milk, I haven't drank it in years.

 

[FalArAk]

Try chix salad with Bells Seasoning, it's very good

Interesting, I will have to try that.. I usually just put some blackened seasoning or celery salt and pepper.

 

[FalArAk]

When you feel like a hot dog you have to get one of Larry Joe's Hot Dogs at his truck in Mendon. It's a 1 lb foot long beast with all kinds of homemade toppings. I don't care if it's bad for me!!!

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Damn.. Is that place year round?

 

[SHOCKNAWE]

Interesting, I will have to try that.. I usually just put some blackened seasoning or celery salt and pepper.

I add the same amount as I would black pepper to something, you dont want to overdo it.

It definitely adds a nice flavor

 

[Rockrivr1]

Damn.. Is that place year round?

Yep, year round. I just passed his spot yesterday and there were several people in line to get their dog!

 

[paul73]

When you feel like a hot dog you have to get one of Larry Joe's Hot Dogs at his truck in Mendon. It's a 1 lb foot long beast with all kinds of homemade toppings. I don't care if it's bad for me!!!

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to be fair - on the unhealthy scale it is actually not all that bad. it is not even mostly artificial, and percent of bug meal in it is probably still rather negligent.
may even have a real chopped veggies in it, not a scented cardboard.

as we were in CA 2 weeks ago - gotta show you the real next level here:

Menu – Veggie Grill

veggiegrill.com

and it was eatable. so, i've done it now as well, the checkbox is there.