THAT reminds me of a funny storry.This reminds me of a funny story:
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My wife gave my son an old toyota avalon to drive. it was beat up....so i got him one of those little bottles of touchup paint, matched to the car color, for him to fix the bigger scratches.
he gets pulled over with a couple of his friends driving around town. the cop went thru the car (eeew) pretty thoroughly. he gets to the glove compartment, pulls out the little tube of touchup paint, looks at my kid, and says "you been HUFFING THIS?"
and my kid goes on explaining how its for the scratches in his car, see...it matches the paint color ocifer....
"you've been huffing it. you can tell me"
So a couple months later i am in the passengers seat, looking in the glove box as he drives, and i pull it out. shake it to see if it is still liquid, and he tells me this story. I start laffing the whole way home.