A few days ago Taurus posts on Twitter they're unveiling the "future of home defense" and that got me interested because I was expecting a 5.7 or a Shockwave or maybe an AR pistol. However, I had considered that since this is Taurus, a company known for its, uh... avant garde, firearm designs that we could be in for a new View or Curve.
What we got was this:
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHaDl2b_veA
The Taurus Judge Home Defender.
We got a tactical tacticool tacky tack fukking whack Judge. The team at Taurus must have whacked their head hitting the ground from riding the bull and thought, "How can we put a light and an optic on the Judge?" so they took a Circuit Judge and cut the barrel down and removed the stock, then slapped a pic rail on top.
The Circuit Judge is a pretty nice looking Judge rifle, it has a choke to reduce/remove the rotation from the rifling to get the shot to pattern better and it has adjustable sights and a nice wood stock and look to it. I don't know who the f*** would buy this Judge Home Defender over a Circuit Judge. This is the dumbest fukking thing I've seen from Taurus since the Curve. Who the fukk came up with this idea at Taurus? Were they smoking weed?
This thing is so illogical I cannot fathom who thought it was a good idea. Just looking at this thing makes me want to roll up a fatty and think about how stupid people are, then once I get high realize they're actually geniuses which would be how I'd determine that I know I bought some good shit because under no circumstances is a sober person going to look at this Judge Home Grown Doobiefender and say, "Gee, why didn't they think of that sooner?"
They didn't, cuz they weren't blazing up a J. Yeah, Taurus sales and design teams had a joint session alright. Maybe Taurus is thinking with drug use soon to no longer be a disqualifying factor in background checks that potheads would be craving to buy the Taurus Home Defender to defend their stash of buds. Taurus should have called this the Bud Buddy or the Stoner Pwner.
It's so dumb and such a letdown. If anyone can make it make sense, tell me, because it makes no sense.
What we got was this:
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHaDl2b_veA
The Taurus Judge Home Defender.
We got a tactical tacticool tacky tack fukking whack Judge. The team at Taurus must have whacked their head hitting the ground from riding the bull and thought, "How can we put a light and an optic on the Judge?" so they took a Circuit Judge and cut the barrel down and removed the stock, then slapped a pic rail on top.
The Circuit Judge is a pretty nice looking Judge rifle, it has a choke to reduce/remove the rotation from the rifling to get the shot to pattern better and it has adjustable sights and a nice wood stock and look to it. I don't know who the f*** would buy this Judge Home Defender over a Circuit Judge. This is the dumbest fukking thing I've seen from Taurus since the Curve. Who the fukk came up with this idea at Taurus? Were they smoking weed?
This thing is so illogical I cannot fathom who thought it was a good idea. Just looking at this thing makes me want to roll up a fatty and think about how stupid people are, then once I get high realize they're actually geniuses which would be how I'd determine that I know I bought some good shit because under no circumstances is a sober person going to look at this Judge Home Grown Doobiefender and say, "Gee, why didn't they think of that sooner?"
They didn't, cuz they weren't blazing up a J. Yeah, Taurus sales and design teams had a joint session alright. Maybe Taurus is thinking with drug use soon to no longer be a disqualifying factor in background checks that potheads would be craving to buy the Taurus Home Defender to defend their stash of buds. Taurus should have called this the Bud Buddy or the Stoner Pwner.
It's so dumb and such a letdown. If anyone can make it make sense, tell me, because it makes no sense.
