NES mega millions pool August 4 drawing

[rali]

I liked @nstassel’s post, but I’m lazy so didn’t get out to get a ticket until this afternoon …

 

[Coyote33]

How to Win
Effective 10/28/2017
Prizes are based on a $2 wager

Win Type	Prize	Probability
Match 5 + MB	Jackpot*	1 in 302,575,350
Match 5	$1,000,000	1 in 12,607,306
Match 4 + MB	$10,000	1 in 931,001
Match 4	$500	1 in 38,792
Match 3 + MB	$200	1 in 14,547
Match 3	$10	1 in 606
Match 2 + MB	$10	1 in 693
Match 1 + MB	$4	1 in 89
Match MB	$2	1 in 37

Overall odds are 1 in 24
* The jackpot will be divided evenly among winners
Prizes for Megaplier© Winners
The Megaplier option costs an additional $1 per play

 

[peteyb]

Why the hell not

 

[67ray]

Alright I don't want to be that guy when we hit it bigly

 

[MGnoob]

I was not advocating for making lawyers rich. I am going to call you out on your order. Congress are politicians, lawyers and pedophiles all at the same time. I'm with you, I have no tolerance for any of them. I watched a 60+ yr old dude flirt with a sub-18 cashier at Market Basket today. If it went any further, I was about to lose it and set him straight...

Some 70yr old dude was hitting on 24? Yr sister the other day.. talking to himself “saying oh boy, I love watching her eat” to me that’s pretty f***ing weird… I wont go to all the details but this was pretty f***ing creepy.

As I get older o try to be less creepy, marrying a 24 year old sure didn’t help in that department…

Instead of having kids, I just married one…

I have a feeling a lot of you if you win, the lottery are gonna be putting young girls through college

 

[50wt]

Why not

 

[Sheriff Justice]

I’m in! I can’t wait for all of us winners showing up at Lottery headquarters in Braintree and we all have the same exact T-Shirt on…. STOP HD.4420. Will need to get these shirts printed quick.

***OP - You should keep a list of screen names of all participants who properly displayed a ticket to participate in your first message.

 

[Broc]

I’m in! I can’t wait for all of us winners showing up at Lottery headquarters in Braintree and we all have the same exact T-Shirt on…. STOP HD.4420. Will need to get these shirts printed quick.

***OP - You should keep a list of screen names of all participants who properly displayed a ticket to participate in your first message.

Not me, I will be wearing my "I am Chris from NES. Do you sell guns?" T-shirt.

 

[zboys]

In

 

[Ron Jablonski]

 

[Ron Jablonski]

This is going to be the greatest "how the lottery ruined my life" story ever

 

[Rick1987]

Is anyone keeping track of the tickets?

Someone remind me in the morning that I'm still a looser

 

[MGnoob]

11 30 45 52 56 20

 

[nstassel]

11 30 45 52 56 20

Is that your ticket number??

 

[Ron Jablonski]

Just a reminder, don't throw away your tickets. They've screwed up drawings before and redrawn.

 

[MGnoob]

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I'm in

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Don't usually play, but let's try. In!

In

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I think this simple set up works fine. Collecting $20 from a bunch of people then buying a massive amount of tickets could become a real cluster.

Okay, silly creatures:

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To all to whom these presents shall come, greeting: know ye that I, having purchased one MegaMillions ticket for the drawing to be held on August 4, 2023 with numbers "4, 9, 11, 17, 39 Megaball 13" and no Megaplier option selected, and having done so exclusively with my own funds, do hereby transfer ownership of said ticket and all the rights and responsibilities thereto to the participants in the Northeast Shooters "NES mega millions pool August 4 drawing" in exchange for my participation, and my sole interest in said ticket is as an individual participant, and that this transfer shall pertain to this one ticket only and not to any other tickets in which I may individually or jointly have ownership.

alright, you dragged me in.
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If this ticket loses, y’all owe me two bucks

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In

So in on a billion

Is that your ticket number??

No, those are the winning numbers.lol

Here’s a list of everybody who actually hit at least one number I believe there’s two that hit the special ball, so whatever that’s worth

Collectively, were losers

 

[MGnoob]

We should definitely do this again in the members only forum. Set out some real rules.. may be a minimum of five tickets per person

 

[Sauer Grapes]

No, those are the winning numbers.lol

Here’s a list of everybody who actually hit at least one number I believe there’s two that hit the special ball, so whatever that’s worth

Collectively, were losers

The mega ball or what ever it’s called is a $2 win. I had it on a number I didn’t enter here. Has it been determined yet if there were any winners of tonight’s Mega Millions drawing?

 

[MGnoob]

The mega ball or what ever it’s called is a $2 win. I had it on a number I didn’t enter here. Has it been determined yet if there were any winners of tonight’s Mega Millions drawing?

Not yet

 

[Reptile]

We should definitely do this again in the members only forum. Set out some real rules.. may be a minimum of five tickets per person

I would like that.

Post 5 tix.

Have a master list of all the tickets and who bought them.

We'd have to create a trust.

Not a big deal if people find out who we are as the jackpot would be smaller once divided.

 

[jkelly1229]

11 30 45 52 56 20

I'm drunk did it get drawn in ga for a w?

 

[v37v]

I want my $2 back!!1!

 

[v37v]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqiVvOXotyw

 

[MGnoob]

I'm drunk did it get drawn in ga for a w?

I don’t know what this means. Maybe it will make sense after I get a few drinks in me.

They draw at 11 PM Eastern time and that’s 12 PM central time?

 

[Shark_Cage]

If I won it, I would donate $10MM to FPC per year. I would also buy a de Havilland Beaver 2 or the Beaver turbo.

 

[hunt4riches]

We should definitely do this again in the members only forum. Set out some real rules.. may be a minimum of five tickets per person

In - fkit...

 

[MGnoob]

In - fkit...

The real f***ed up thing is I think if we won, it wouldn’t be like one of these lottery winner nightmare things.

I’m not really a fan of gambling. To me it sounds like something a degenerate would do but if it keeps the hope alive, helps you make it through the week for a few dollars..

I just have this weird feeling that we might actually win..

If anything, the money would make it so I never have to talk to anybody again and that’s priceless.

 

[Lowbird]

Still a poor. Back to work I go.

 

[nstassel]

 

[Blackmore]

No winner