LEGAL EMERGENCY IN NORTHAMPTON, PLEASE HELP!

[doobie]

And what happens to his guns and ammo? Or should I even bother asking?

The ones in MA or the ones he had back in NH? NH nothing... MA probably end up as scrap or in some officers collection.

 

[Scrivener]

They are now 'illegal guns' and are pure evil. They have to thrown into the nearest volcano to appease the angry gods.

I blame the lack of virgins.

Guns are a poor substitute.

 

[GSG]

Well I should hope something along the lines of Joe Verses the Volcano takes place.

 

[Scrivener]

Well I should hope something along the lines of Joe Verses the Volcano takes place.

What, he writes poetry to the magma?

 

[doobie]

What, he writes poetry to the magma?

Oh flurry of spewing magma
How beautiful aren't thee
Like a summers day
In Death Valley

I hold my throat and go ahga!
Sulphur dioxide embodies me
I wish I hadn't kept her at bay
Virgin sacrifice in the alley!