How do I convince my husband to take gun safety seriously?

[Concerned_Mother]

Hello north east shooters and thank you for adding me.

Long story short, my husband and I recently had a baby and i am just not comfortable with the thought of him having firearms in the house. Even locked up in a safe, i just feel like my child is in a constant state of imminent danger. I am very supportive of my husband in every other way but i just cant let this go and as a mother, I am putting my foot down. I want him to remove the guns from the house until my baby graduates high school. How do i go about telling him to do this thing that i want that will ensure his compliance?

 

[hpm]

Whoever did this - awesome!

 

[jasonj84]

View: https://youtu.be/MeILF3v5KD4?si=vgTyNrsrJIVARDAJ

 

[wildwest]

Drop your baby off at the baby safe haven- y'all aint fit to be parents.

 

[tuna]

Hello north east shooters and thank you for adding me.

Long story short, my husband and I recently had a baby and i am just not comfortable with the thought of him having firearms in the house. Even locked up in a safe, i just feel like my child is in a constant state of imminent danger. I am very supportive of my husband in every other way but i just cant let this go and as a mother, I am putting my foot down. I want him to remove the guns from the house until my baby graduates high school. How do i go about telling him to do this thing that i want that will ensure his compliance?

Hi Karen, regarding your husband

 

[Rockrivr1]

Sorry Karen. Buck up and get used to the idea of guns. No baby is going to open a safe then teach them gun safety when old enough. Otherwise get used to being a single mother.

 

[RegAvgJoe]

Have you tried isolating him from friends, nagging and withholding sex?

 

[Picton]

OP, I see what you did there. Bravo.

 

[buckhunter]

Definitely a brainless liberal! Get a life!

 

[AJK129]

Seems like a tank should be a reasonable compromise, the baby wont be able to get in it for a few years at minimum

 

[johngalt2]

Hello north east shooters and thank you for adding me.

Long story short, my husband and I recently had a baby and i am just not comfortable with the thought of him having firearms in the house. Even locked up in a safe, i just feel like my child is in a constant state of imminent danger. I am very supportive of my husband in every other way but i just cant let this go and as a mother, I am putting my foot down. I want him to remove the guns from the house until my baby graduates high school. How do i go about telling him to do this thing that i want that will ensure his compliance?

In situations like this, lateral thinking comes to the rescue.
Take the guns out, and put the baby in the safe.

 

[icyclefar]

If you’re hot enough and generous you may have options. We’re going to need to see pics.

 

[ChevyGuy91]

Hello north east shooters and thank you for adding me.

Long story short, my husband and I recently had a baby and i am just not comfortable with the thought of him having firearms in the house. Even locked up in a safe, i just feel like my child is in a constant state of imminent danger. I am very supportive of my husband in every other way but i just cant let this go and as a mother, I am putting my foot down. I want him to remove the guns from the house until my baby graduates high school. How do i go about telling him to do this thing that i want that will ensure his compliance?

Tits or GTFO.

 

[jkelly1229]

Op see your gonna need to put guns on both sides of the crib if you swaddle

Babies can't break out fast enough so you need them in arms reach in case of intruders

Naa mini mags conceal nicely in pouches on baby clothes for a spare for you

Don't forget to give your baby knives too gotta get stabby

 

[Nightshift]

Hello north east shooters and thank you for adding me.

Long story short, my husband and I recently had a baby and i am just not comfortable with the thought of him having firearms in the house. Even locked up in a safe, i just feel like my child is in a constant state of imminent danger. I am very supportive of my husband in every other way but i just cant let this go and as a mother, I am putting my foot down. I want him to remove the guns from the house until my baby graduates high school. How do i go about telling him to do this thing that i want that will ensure his compliance?

Change the combination of the safe so that only you have it. That way you are sure to keep your husband's sack securely locked away!

 

[northny]

Beretta .25 cal is the answer. Small enough for baby grip, and he/ she can use tip up feature to load first round until strong enough to rack slide

 

[The Ugly]

@Broc? whomever OP was I spit coffee through my nose, well done & thanks for the genuine comedy

 

[snowballs]

Gen Z or Millenials?

 

[413dan]

could he store them in a garage space nearby?

 

[not new guy]

Which other thread is this a parody of?

 

[ddeck]

Which other thread is this a parody of?

Is it legal to store firearms not in my house?

Long story short, we just had a kid and my wife wants my firearms out of the house. It's annoying, and I know y'all are going to say that it's time to trade in my wife, but really this is the only place we don't see eye to eye, so I'm trying to respect her wishes. She's always been super...

www.northeastshooters.com

 

[bottle-cap]

Hmmmm. Married to this guy???

Is it legal to store firearms not in my house?

Long story short, we just had a kid and my wife wants my firearms out of the house. It's annoying, and I know y'all are going to say that it's time to trade in my wife, but really this is the only place we don't see eye to eye, so I'm trying to respect her wishes. She's always been super...

www.northeastshooters.com

 

[Danor]

 

[peterk123]

Excellent!

Now, to play along.

@Concerned_Mother tell him no more sex until the guns are removed.

Edit: you need to post a pic of what you look like. Depending on how you look, my recommendation may or may not work.

 

[BONZCNC]

Put the baby in the safe, and sleep with the guns. Everyone will be safe. Also, loosen up-take it in your balloon knot once in a while.

 

[AllaSnackbah]

Today we salute you, mr concerned mother impersonator guy....

 

[Broc]

@Broc? whomever OP was I spit coffee through my nose, well done & thanks for the genuine comedy

Not me

 

[Rob Boudrie]

Compromise, and have him get Iver Johnson revolvers. They can still be had for relatively short money.

 

[Knob Creek]

Get in the Kitchen and make your husband a sandwich and then pour yourself a big cup of STFU!

 

[Blackmore]

OP, if you want to do a proper troll, post that on DU.