How do I convince my boyfriend's wife to let him keep his guns?

[Sammy.]

My side piece is very stressed out, he just had a baby with his wife and the b*tch wants his guns out of the house. He told me all his friends are telling him to divorce her, but I don't want that. I want them to stay together. We have a good thing going.

He asked me if I could store the guns for him, but I don't think that is legal and I don't want him using that as an excuse to show up whenever he wants.

What are your opinions?

 

[tuna]

Dude, the answer is simple.

Take the guns "to store", go green, and Karma them away. What's he gonna say?

 

[Broc]

This guy needs advice from the .40 crowd.

 

[commodon]

My side piece is very stressed out, he just had a baby with his wife and the b*tch wants his guns out of the house. He told me all his friends are telling him to divorce her, but I don't want that. I want them to stay together. We have a good thing going.

He asked me if I could store the guns for him, but I don't think that is legal and I don't want him using that as an excuse to show up whenever he wants.

What are your opinions?

See Is it legal to store firearms not in my house?

 

[Rick O'Shea]

These threads deliver! In

 

[DJBrad]

Concealed is concealed. Ask the tuckers.

 

[whatluck]

 

[GeorgeMason]

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A for sure.

 

[Dennis in MA]

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Well, pants cover your legs AND your ass. So C - a combo of both. Basically the "waist" will be a diagonal from the chest area to above the tail.

 

[commodon]

A for sure.

When wearing a holster, I think "B" would be preferred.

 

[Rocky Mosasaurus]

Save a horse, ride a cowboy.

 

[not new guy]

Well, pants cover your legs AND your ass. So C - a combo of both. Basically the "waist" will be a diagonal from the chest area to above the tail.

Why would a cat need pants on his arms? Where would he put his sleeves?

 

[ChevyGuy91]

My side piece is very stressed out

Pics or GTFO

 

[Realtor MA]

You should get out while you can. He's never leaving her. Odds are he's going to give up his guns and then you'll basically be dating a Trans woman.

 

[AllaSnackbah]

THIS IS A TRAVESTY

 

[GeorgeMason]

Well, pants cover your legs AND your ass. So C - a combo of both. Basically the "waist" will be a diagonal from the chest area to above the tail.

Reading your response made me realize just how wrong ‘B’ is. Butthole is out. Balls probably showing. That’s the whole point of pants.

 

[not new guy]

Are girl cats supposed to have (all of) their nipples covered?

 

[LuvDog]

Its funny to see who is assuming sammy is a male vs who is assuming sammy is a female.

But then again... I'm sorry that I'm introducing gender at all

 

[GeorgeMason]

Are girl cats supposed to have (all of) their nipples covered?

Yes, a proper girl cat should have pants in the ‘A’ configuration and a sensible blouse.

 

[nordic alien]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kVgb5aPhDQ

 

[DJBrad]

Are girl cats supposed to have (all of) their nipples covered?

How do you milk a cat?

 

[graphite]

Sammy. said:
My side piece is very stressed out

Pics or GTFO

I think this is them:

 

[Sparky1911]

This is all satire, right?

 

[Sammy.]

You should get out while you can. He's never leaving her. Odds are he's going to give up his guns and then you'll basically be dating a Trans woman.

I don't want him to leave her. But I am afraid he will if he can't keep his guns.

He will want to move in with me if he leaves her, but I live with my girlfriend. This is why I need NES help.

 

[Sammy.]

This is all satire, right?

What do you mean?

 

[Sparky1911]

I’m sooo confused. Not like that’s hard to do.