Zombies attack right now

[Cluster F]

No I have the ammo haha. I basically got it for myself. Other than that I got a dreadnout shavette

 

[beaker]

Waffle Maker. Not the zombie killer edition either. I'm screwed...

 

[CobaltBlueSteel]

Not if you make "pew pew pew" noises.....

I guess I could soap up the floor and watch the zombie slip and slide hilarity ensue.

 

[SteelShooter]

Does family count? Got my wife a new SKS , can't wait until she gets her license!

 

[highlander]

2 boxes Milk Duds,6 pack peanut butter cups and a check for $50.

 

[mursenary4]

i got a couple knives and a battle belt. maybe ill take a zombie down with me before the horde rips me to shreds

 

[jaypap]

My son gave me coffee and my daughter got me a new cup. I guess I could throw hot coffee on a zombie.

Or I could run away with my new sneakers from the wife.

Lastly my wife's other surprise I'm not giving to a zombie because they just don't turn me on.

 

[mattyw]

food processor, beer, and a pipe

chop em up, cook in beer, drink beer, after dinner pipe

 

[BillT113]

use all my gift cards as throwing stars. The early morning present from Mrs. BillT113 is totally useless against Zombies.

 

[M60]

Got me a Kimber Super Carry Custom .45acp and the Blonde says that I can have some boolits too when I grow up. Hoping the Zombies will speed up the process.

 

[lowbuckbob]

I'll zap them with my Schumacher 400 amp jump start box. Yeah...that'll do it.

 

[mibro]

15,000 lumen flashlight. Actually an awesome weapon as a muzzle sweep will blind zombies and humans even in daylight. Then club their brains out with it.

 

[Sig Sauer Shooter]

I won a $750 gift certificate to Four Seasons from my gun club's Christmas raflle!

 

[Bill Katt]

Well, looks like it'll be 'death by chocolate' for any zombies that head my way.

 

[NHAtHeart]

I won a $750 gift certificate to Four Seasons from my gun club's Christmas raflle!

Going to papercut the zombies?

 

[Broc]

I got a layoff agreement from the company I worked for.
Maybe I could make a prison shank and stab them.

 

[Fixxah]

My new dewalt 20v tool kit. Can I charge the batteries and grad a 12" blade for the saw?

 

[Kaldone]

Circular saw(will be even better if rules allow me to plug it in lol), and if all else fails I'll hit em with my Air compressor. I'd use my holster, but the gun that goes inside wasn't a Christmas gift.

 

[dennism]

Snow shoes and whisky, I guess I am running away

 

[Wrench75]

Damn, I guess it is a good thing that my x-mass presents were, the rest of the parts to finish my first AR and 1250 rounds of ammo for it.

 

[cockpitbob]

I'm dead. I'm gonna have to learn to throw this gift card like a ninja weapon.

My sons will be OK: airsoft rifle, Xacto knife set and a good Leatherman.

 

[mibro]

Damn, I guess it is a good thing that my x-mass presents were, the rest of the parts to finish my first AR and 1250 rounds of ammo for it.

Yeah but how fast can you put it together?

 

[cockpitbob]

Snow shoes and whisky, I guess I am running away

Are you going to set them on fire first, or run away drunk? Though choice.

 

[dennism]

Are you going to set them on fire first, or run away drunk? Though choice.

Mccalan 15 year, I will be running drunk

 

[xero2099]

i got clothes so i guess I will look good while they are chasing me....

 

[TonyDedo]

Half case of Champagne, and I'll be styling while I do it. Let's hope there aren't more than six zombies.

 

[MattSmash]

Chinese SKS with ammo. Lets do this!!

 

[richc]

If the zombies ate all the candy I got they'd die of constipation.

 

[johnnymac101]

Hockey stick- cross check to the head!

 

[Ultimate Shield]

Im ****ed.