When you have a million dollars ..

[kingson]

I would buy the place that I want in Montana. You'll need detailed directions, a full tank of fuel, & a good 4x4 to visit me.
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That would be what I would want somewhere, to get away from people.

 

[EddieCoyle]

What's $1 mil divided by 200 then by 2???

Whatever it is, that would be what you have left.

You forgot the attorney fees (all 200 of them!).

I'd keep the best one, then throw whatever money I had left into a jello pit and watch the rest fight over it. Then post it on YouTube.

 

[SKS Ray]

I'd keep the best one, then throw whatever money I had left into a jello pit and watch the rest fight over it. Then post it on YouTube.

One link I wouldn't click on. Unless of course the pre fight consisted of hot barely legal female interns.

 

[FPrice]

That would be what I would want somewhere, to get away from people.

Except that, with the number of us desiring to go to Montana, you would be in the midst of a crowd. A like-minded, hard drinking, firearms-owning crowd.

Sounds like our kind of place.

 

[K-DUB]

Have 2 spare rooms for me? I've got lots of nice guns and can cook really good.

Ray, you bring the food & your guns. I think I can find some room for y'all.

People in my family laugh when I say that I would like to retire to Montana. This pic pretty much sums up why I would like to go there.

Frosty, I've been to that house, & it's even more breathtaking than it appears in the picture. It's about 9 miles to the nearest road (unpaved) & 3 additional miles to the nearest paved road. It's heaven on earth.

 

[Bfatz]

A truck load of this

and even more of this

 

[MadRussian]

Open a strip club --- Investing is better then Spending.

 

[MassMark]

- $100,000.00 for the land

- $100,000.00 for the cabin

- $100,000.00 for the garage

- $250,000.00 for the Mini Gun

- $50,000 for the APC

The rest for reloading equipment, drums of brass, food, toys, more guns, hot tub, wine cellar and an in-home micro brewery...I'll skip the strippers and go for one really kick ass woman to spend my life with and have a boatload of fun...

 

[dwarven1]

Here's the first gun I'd get:

Here's the second (picture is awful and doesn't do it justice - I've seen the real thing and I WANT one). The finish is just like the gun above - deep blue - and the outlines on the slide are gold.

After that... Hmm. I'm thinking a FA Thompson might be fun to own.

 

[highlander]

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Ahh, That's my thinking. Keep tellin the wife I want one for my birthday or Christmas. I can be the first person to be the last person on my block.

 

[George D]

and then one of these suits.

 

[Executive]

A nice train set and a lifetime supply of imitation crabmeat.

Chris

 

[kurtb]

....two chicks at the same time.

"Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money."

love it!

 

[CRSIII]

A million? 100 acres in NH, secure the kids education, invest in ''our future''.
Sweep chimneys and be happy.

Oh, one minor indulgence, a suppressed short barreled, full auto 9mm AR. (does anyone make 120 rnd drum mags for this?)

 

[Kalahari]

Invest and live off interest/returns.

 

[F-Bobby]

and a nice patch of land in a free state where I can walk out on my back deck and use them all.

 

[lupis42]

Build the first legal brothel on the east coast, and move to NH to collect checks... next weekend, with the second million, I'd be looking for some shiny things:

 

[gunner30]

A phased plasma weapon, in the 60 Watt range

 

[mk70ss]

A maid and landscape crew.........more time for me that way

 

[fubar]

Better make it 20 million , please.

A million is .. 50k a year for 20 years. After taxes its maybe 650 bucks a week.

But with Mega Money ? 1st thing I'd buy .... Maybe a few Senators , and local officials , and then I'd go the Elmer J Fudd route : A mansion and a yacht. And begin interviewing interesting people to work for me . ... Swedish and Icelandic women are very interesting to me ....

 

[dwarven1]

There's one at Callaghan's in Marlborough. Not as clean as this one, alas, but still... you don't need a million. Just several hundred.

 

[mass]

a million scrach tickets.

 

[Bando_Red]

http://www.kaboodle.com/bandored/if-i-had-a-million-dollars.html

I'm a man of refined taste

 

[DukeInFlorida]

There is no room here for any more from Mass. The locals are all convinced that it's the Mass people that created the financial situation here. Try Vermont.....

LOL

A fortress in northern Maine, (I want to see the ocean). Otherwise pretty much what you guys have listed.

 

[kurtb]

Better make it 20 million , please.

A million is .. 50k a year for 20 years. After taxes its maybe 650 bucks a week.

I would still not mind an extra $650 per week ....

Hell, I would not mind any extra money that just fell in my lap.

 

[deadhead133]

A nice train set and a lifetime supply of imitation crabmeat.

Chris

LMAO

 

[EC1]

I would buy the place that I want in Montana. You'll need detailed directions, a full tank of fuel, & a good 4x4 to visit me.
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Without a doubt, I'd have the spread down the road.

 

[Maj. Boom Boom]

a house with a little land. so i don't have to deal with noisy neighbors, specially above - below, or hassles with parking. somewhere with mild winters.

 

[namedpipes]

a house with a little land. so i don't have to deal with noisy neighbors, specially above - below, or hassles with parking. somewhere with mild winters.

OK. don't take this the wrong way, but the guy that brought like 40 POUNDS of Tannerite to Gunpowder Pig doesn't want noisy neighbors?

 

[lupis42]

There's one at Callaghan's in Marlborough. Not as clean as this one, alas, but still... you don't need a million. Just several hundred.

Several hundred for a full auto Broomhandle?