What to do with my backyard visitors

[frenchman]

And they all stand perpendicular. That'd be a clean shot.
Dont listen to the people who are trying to talk you into a bow. Who are you? Robin fuggin Hood? 300 blackout, with JP silent spring assembly and a Surefire suppressor, 220 gr subsonics, and you might just get two of them.
Bows... Come on guys.

 

[Kevin_NH]

2 gauge punt gun with a duckbill. Harvest the entire herd without reloading.

 

[Gator9329]

I saw a post here recently that shows tanerite might be your best choice here.