MisterHappy
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Nothing loosey-goosey about UPS. They probably even have a corporate standard as to how many sheets of toilet paper to use per wipe.
I was talking with a guy that had worked in one of the sorting centers. He told the supervisor, "I need a bathroom break." He was told to hold it. "I really need a bathroom break!" Again, he was told to wait. So he watered the leg of the conveyor. Supervisor goes ballistic: "You're fired! Now clean that up!"
"Sorry, you just fired me, you clean it up," he replied, and walked out.
Gotta get your Order of Operations straight!