was pulled over when I was first dating my wife, out by holy cross, I want to say it was on 290.
statie pulled me over, said I was "weaving" and suspected me of drinking. he asked if I was drinking that night, I said I wasn't, which, I really wasn't.
well, where are you coming from?
-Holy Cross
do you work there or something?
-No, I was visiting my girlfriend.
Your girlfriend.
-yes.
So you're here in Worcester, all the way from Lowell visiting your girlfriend?
- that's what I said, yes.
You're 32 according to your license.
- yes and I'll be 33 next month.
Well happy
****ing birthday. What's the matter, couldn't find someone your own age?
-excuse me?
Get out of the car.
So I get out of the car, he runs a field sobriety test on me. I pass. He's getting more upset by the moment and I don't know why. He says he's going to search the car, I said I don't consent to that.
He gets a little more irate, tells me its in my "best interests" to do what Im told, but I say no. By this time, 2 more cruisers show up and another from Worcester. I ask if its OK to have a smoke, and he's OK with this and I'm leaning against my hood at this point.
Another 15 minutes goes by and I'm freezing, annoyed and nervous.
The first trooper drives off and another comes back with my license and registration, but not before I get this one.
So you're dating a girl at Holy Cross?
- yes.
You're 32.
-yes, I get that that somehow offended the other trooper, but I appear to have passed the sobriety check and would really like to be on my way.
Hold on.
.....another 5 minutes goes by and they're going over the outside of my car, looking at it. Granted, its a shitbox Scion XB but its not a complete ghetto banger.
Those tints are probably illegal.
-that's how I bought the car, sir.
Whatever. You DO know why the trooper was upset, right?
-no, actually I don't and with all due respect, I really don't care. I passed everything, Im not drinking and I know he said I was weaving, but again, I passed his test, honestly, Im getting a little pissed about this.
Ignoring this, he tells me that the other trooper's daughter is also a student at HC and he thought I was the boyfriend.