Oh please...slander. You can't even form a coherent English sentence sans misspellings. You want us to believe that you have mastered the dewy decimal system at your local library? Hell, I'd say you typed the word "slander" into Google, read the first hit from a budget online dictionary, and then returned to share your newfound wealth of knowledge.
You could no more sue this Board or anyone on it than you could find a lawyer that would tolerate your stupidity long enough to call you a client.
By your definition slander, if I said that the owner of the Gun Room regularly hires high school drop outs who like to diddle little children, it would be slander.
Now that, in your mind, would be slander because, while it's probably true, it can't be proved without endangering the safety of a child.
In reality, it's far from slander. In fact, it's just an educated guess.
No, slander would be something related to your business. For instance, if we were picking on your boss (you?) for telling endless lies about his experience in an attempt to create a veneer of credulity long since lost to the tides of bullshit, and in the course of this criticism, we mentioned that you routinely sold post ban-Cmags as pre-ban merch. Well, that might actually be slander because unlike the kiddie-diddling charge that we're all pretty sure of, we don't actually have any proof that you've been selling illegal mags to unsuspecting customers. Therefore, that sort of statement would be slander.
Again: You are a child molester? Nope, not slanderous.
Again: You sell illegal magazines? Possibly slanderous.
Here's another way to think about it. If we stated that only self-important losers who have nothing better to do than sit in a low-end gun store all day and surround themselves with the only people who could possibly make them look better by comparison, frequent your store. If we said something like that, again, would not be slander. It's just an observation.
However, if we said we don't feel comfortable knowing people like you are walking the streets and we like to keep our children under a watchful eye in your neck of the woods, well, that's just another observation. Still not into slander yet.
At this point I'm just amusing myself so I'll stop but really, don't come on here waving around big words you don't understand of we'll be forced call you more names....