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Jose
Your motivation is a great one and one I totally understand.
Personally, my house has a window on the 2nd floor directly above the front door. I'd just open that and call down to them. You could also try answering the door like this:
http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/clips/mr-robinsons-neighborhood/2749/
Can't get the link to work. Is that the "Jose uniform"?