If the news freaked out at that image, my wife would lose her shit knowing what was really stored in the basement. Atleast 10x what she thinks is down there..
Wifey is probably thinking that coffee table news pic is whats downstairs.
Lady Radtekk is an accountant. She gave up trying to keep track a long time ago. She comes home, sees me in front of the ammo safe with boxes strewn about and says "Ammo tetris again?"