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Where's the link to this youtube video? It's even funnier with the audio of the the guy making mouth explosions LOL!
Don't laugh. With all the 07s now in the empire a FA Colt .45 may pop up sooner or later. Jack.
...Wouldnt it be funny if your friend was a NES member who happened to be reading this post?
Dumbest shit I've ever heard from a wannabe gun owner was actually in a thread on this site. I'm paraphrasing since I can't find the thread rignt now:
New guy on forum: Hi I'm new to shooting and support universal background checks. Anyone here know where I can buy a gun without having to have a license or background check? While I support making other people have licenses and pass background checks, I know I'm a good person so I don't need to have a license or go through a background check. Any of you want to sell to me or know where I can get a gun without a background check?
Needless to say he didn't last long before getting banned.
Impossible.
All applicants to NES must submit to a polygraph test after paying their membership.
How did I miss that?
Oh, it gets much better. After he was banned, he moved onto Craigslist to spew some libelous remarks about the people on this forum...all because we wouldn't help him break the law.
i.. i dont even know what to say.
i.. i dont even know what to say. i sat here reading that thread and one of my regular customers came in... he asked me what was wrong, because i had such a horrified look on my face.
i'm now thinking about what would happen if he came into a LGS and started with that BS. how long would he last before he was forcibly kicked out?.. not too long, i think
i.. i dont even know what to say. i sat here reading that thread and one of my regular customers came in... he asked me what was wrong, because i had such a horrified look on my face.
i'm now thinking about what would happen if he came into a LGS and started with that BS. how long would he last before he was forcibly kicked out?.. not too long, i think
What about that guy that was in the store when I was there . Look down my barrel why are there groves ..........
Lol
I'm gonna bet he was looking down the wrong end of the barrel when he found out that it was rifled too, wasn't he?
What about that guy that was in the store when I was there . Look down my barrel why are there groves ..........
Lol
you noticed that i had to keep excusing myself to go out back right? you didnt see the silent screaming and stomping or wild-eyed stare...
i am by NO means an expert.. on anything, really.... but yeeeeeesh, some of the stuff gun owners ask me here at the shop... i am very proud that i've never facepalmed in front of some of them.
And I have to hand it to her cause she didn't make the guy feel stupid etc.
I new you didn't ask the guy out back .
I was like wtf she left me here trying to keep a straight face lol .
I wore a Glock USA T shirt to the office today. I had to be in for 5AM to open, so I really didn't give a rat's ass. Our former warehouse manager is now a delivery driver, so I saw this clown first.
"oh I have guns too. I shoot in competitions."
Really (this guy is full of shit always, so I wanted to hear what he had to say) what kinds of shoots do you do? I was thinking of getting into practical shooting one of these days.
"military matches, tactical matches."
Oh, what associations?
"military ones." (the guy never was in the military, but did tell me he was trained as a ninja, ate deer hearts for the antibiotic properties and that his mother is an Indian Medicine woman.
-Ah, yes, the military ones. What kind of weapon are you running?
"I had it custom made. Its a Colt .45, compensated with a 3 round burst."
-Huh?
"Its just like the one on Robocop."
- you own and compete with the gun Robocop used?
"yeah, the same one!"
I didn't call him out on it. The kid is so full of shit, his eyes are brown. Either way, great fiction.
I'm gonna need to hear more stories about this clown. Seriously.
Don't spend too much time talking to this dude. Your IQ may drop considerably.
or...you let this play out, invite him shooting and see how far he takes it.
he quit, but I have a LOT of stories after having worked with him for 3 years. I might post in off topic in a running post entitled 'shit my warehouse guy says"
Im pretty sure Javier left TI and came to my job...........Legendary.HAHAHA! I worked with one of them ~20 yrs ago at texas instruments. His name was Javier Cruz. I'll never forget him. He made up some of the best stories. If you gave him even the slightest bit of encouragement he would go on and on. He used to love telling people how he was a master in Dim Mak, AKA The Touch of Death. He said that the reason he left whatever 3rd world shithole he is from and came here is because he accidentally killed his master during a sparring session.
I think the best story came out the day I rode my new motorcycle in to work. A few friends and I were having a conversation about bikes when he jumped in. He started telling us about his bike, which of course was a ninja, and all the mods he had done to it. How it was so fast it was actually illegal in this country! lol So I had to ask, "How fast is it?"
He said he wasn't sure what the exact top speed was because they don't make a speedometer that goes high enough... Of course they don't how silly of me not to realize. He then went on to describe, "this one time", when he went under the fall river gov center overpass at full speed and made it from there to providence in... wait for it....... 12 sec.
I swear I could hear the eyes rolling in the room. By this time there are about 15 people listening to his shit. So I casually bust out the calculator on my side and do a little quick math. Then the fun started.
me- "Wow. Was it tough weaving through traffic traveling at over a mile per second?"
him- "No."
me- "What was it like breaking the sound barrier on a motorcycle?"
him "Huh?"
me- "Well you had to be traveling at 4500 MPH to go 15 miles in 12 seconds."
him- "well I must have been. Like I said I don't have a speedometer"
me, holding back hysterical laughter,- "How did you breath? At that speed if you took a breath the pressure would have destroyed your lungs."
him- "I held my breath. It was only 12 seconds..." I should have known
me- "You should have called guiness. The previous land speed record was around 700 MPH and it took several rocket engines to reach that speed."
him- stammer stammer...
me- "Hell you beat the old record by 6.5X. At that speed you were traveling at just under 6x the speed of sound. That is hypervelocity. That pretty much makes your motorcycle the fastest thing on the planet!
By that point everyone had erupted in hysterical laughter and he was taking a good hard look at whatever was on the top of his shoes...
Just because I'm a prick I didn't let up and started asking mod and physics questions.
"How long is your swing arm? What did you have to do aerodynamically to keep the pike from flipping. How do your carbs get air when you are essentially traveling in a vacuum? How do you hold on to the bars at those speeds? How did your tire not pop from the heat of compressing the air when traveling that fast? If you started breaking in providence, were you in CT by the time you came to a stop?
It was epic. After that I asked him every day when he was going to bring the bike in so we could go for a cruise at lunch. I never did get to se that bike...
Im pretty sure Javier left TI and came to my job...........Legendary.