Clowns.

[Spanz]

so are any OTHER scary costumes banned for halloween, or is only a CLOWN suite going to get you arrested?

 

[rivet_42]

so are any OTHER scary costumes banned for halloween, or is only a CLOWN suite going to get you arrested?

"Clown Suite" sounds like something written by PDQ Bach, in mockery of the opera Pagliacci.

 

[radarbob]

What's all the fuss, when the biggest clown of all lives in a big white house, and sits in an office shaped like an egg? And has anybody thought about what will happen to the McD's "Happy Meal?" If anybody actually threatens me, clown or not, I'm not that bad a shot. Just seeing one? Not so much.

 

[fencer]

Best one I heard so far was from Auburn Me
http://bangordailynews.com/2016/10/...woman-pulls-out-her-gun-on-threatening-clown/

Pure awesome.... " I picked up my 9mm.... and said, Back at ya clown"

 

[robjax]

[video=youtube_share;sGUlG1fTi0E]http://youtu.be/sGUlG1fTi0E[/video]

lmao...

 

[robjax]

 

[drgrant]

Fall River PD apparently arrested a guy yesterday, him and a buddy driving with clown masks on and allegedly brandishing knives or machetes. Disturbing the peace and disorderly conduct. This is ridiculous

People need to just start capping a few or turning them into road pizza, etc, and this will probably all settle itself out on its own.

 

[robjax]

Creepy Clown Sightings.....

[video=youtube_share;o0_WICSHNpY]http://youtu.be/o0_WICSHNpY[/video]

[video=youtube_share;22Tq0UE_kyI]http://youtu.be/22Tq0UE_kyI[/video]

 

[Olympus Racing]

I still have not seen a single clown around

 

[RHJJ]

You should be able to walk down the street dressed as a clown carrying a confederate flag and a black rifle.

 

[whatluck]

You would HAVE to be a clown to OC dressed as one.

Apparently there's at least 20 operators ITT that would cap you on sight.

 

[Lowbird]

People need to just start capping a few or turning them into road pizza, etc, and this will probably all settle itself out on its own.

And I've always been partial to this song.

 

[Dadstoys]

 

[UNSUB]

Didn't like'em before all the shenanigans, creepy pedophile weirdos, this is just wrong.

 

[WJM]

I hope the good kids understand this might not be a good idea.....

 

[sig shooter]

I hope the good kids understand this might not be a good idea.....

I wouldn't count on that http://wpri.com/2016/10/07/police-arrest-fall-river-men-in-clown-hoax/

 

[Marine-daughter]

I wouldn't count on that http://wpri.com/2016/10/07/police-arrest-fall-river-men-in-clown-hoax/

“[It’s] a tiny little knife that’s waved to cut potatoes so you can cut waffles fries,” he said.

I carry a cleaver in the driver's side door of my vehicle too-- just in case I need to cut potatoes while I drive. /sarc

 

[sig shooter]

People need to just start capping a few or turning them into road pizza, etc, and this will probably all settle itself out on its own.

Beat me to it!

 

[Nickle]

You should be able to walk down the street dressed as a clown carrying a confederate flag and a black rifle.

Up here, you can. People might look at you as a little odd over the flag, but it's all legal. Hell, some of us even hunt deer with those black rifles. I've been known to.

You would HAVE to be a clown to OC dressed as one.

Apparently there's at least 20 operators ITT that would cap you on sight.

Yeah, and they would be wrong, right up until the clown did something that justified capping the clown.

 

[robjax]

 

[Zappa]

I knew this was coming:

Ronald McDonald forced to keep low profile amid 'creepy clown' epidemic

Amid all the reports of creepy clowns either freaking people out or breaking the law, McDonald's has decided to keep its own clown on the down-low until things cool off.

The Associated Press reports McDonald's Corp. announced Tuesday, Oct. 11 that the company is being "thoughtful in respect to Ronald McDonald's participation in community events" due to the "current climate around clown sightings."

The company did not provide details on how the famous clown's public appearances will change as it did not state how often those are.

http://www.mlive.com/news/detroit/index.ssf/2016/10/ronald_mcdonald_forced_to_keep.htm

 

[Knob Creek]

Something to be aware of is if a clown shows up in car be very careful. They could be another hundred more in there with him.

 

[Bill Katt]

All this crap better not have any ill effects on Clown Porn......cuz I luvz me my clown porn.....

 

[mikes45]

Not a fan of clowns, but Homey is my favorite by far, he is the only one that can make me laugh

 

[Spanz]

clowns get a bad (creepy) rap. They are very caring...

 

[Zappa]

 

[Zappa]

Instant Karma:

'Killer clown' dies after stepping on landmine in Cambodia

A man wearing a ‘killer-clown’ mask has died after stepping on a landmine in Cambodia, according to reports.

The man trod on a mine which detonated after scaring residents of Samraong in northwestern Cambodia by dressing up as a clown and reportedly acting in an aggressive manner.

According to the Times of Cambodia local residents chased the ‘killer clown’ into the jungle where they then heard a blast and realised the man must have stepped on a landmine.

Some residents went to investigate while others reported the incident to the police.

The man could not be identified due to the extent of his injuries,

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/worl...tepping-on-landmine-in-cambodia-a3374496.html

 

[Spanz]

clown images ARE pretty scary:

 

[Knuckle Dragger]

The Volokh Conspiracy:
Kemper County (Miss.) bans clown costumes, likely violates the First AmendmentWhat I've been saying, although said better.

 

[drgrant]