This thread is awesome!
I can' t believe Underwhere hasn't plied his art form in here yet.
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This thread is awesome!
A few (very few) serious answers to a legit question. Obviously, the suggestions about the handicapped stall and using underwear as a hammock were good ones, as was the one about removing the holster/gun as a unit. Most of the answers are dependent on how you are carrying. As Mas Ayoob would probably say, now you can see why Abe Vigoda (the old guy - Barney Miller?) wore a shoulder holster. For those who have to dump in (relatively) public places, that is the way to go. It is also easier on the back. Barring that, if you are right-handed, choosing a stall which puts a wall at your right may help, especially with a belt holster at your 0300. Since I usually wear the questionable/controversial shoot-me vest, I can often put my carry gun in an actual pocket.
The bottom line is that you must usually figure out the answer before you leave home, because it may involve choice of clothing or choice of firearm.
Good luck, and don't depend on remembering a gun or holster you took off. Do NOT put it on the tank. The reason folks put it in their pants is so that it cannot be forgotten.
I usually wear Thunderwear so I have no problems when it comes to dropping a mag
First I'd empty the mag into the bowl just to make sure it respects me and we won't have any "splashback.
It isn't stylish. It even looks bad on her.
But you might be onto something...
Instead of using the restroom, you can just take a dump in the fanny pack, floss your crack with the strap, and throw it into the dumpster. Two birds, meet one stone.
Think of the last time there was someone in the stall next to you. How much time did you spend checking out the waistband of his pants around his ankles? If you are like most people, you don't spend a lot of time checking out the person next to you. I'm guessing that even if you had a small black holster hanging off your belt, most people wouldn't even realize it.
you never know when you're next to a Republican Senator in the Minneapolis/St. Paul airport, in which case he's definitely looking!
I can' t believe Underwhere hasn't plied his art form in here yet.
Just draw it and begin fiddling with it carelessly out of view from other bathroom guests but please try to avoid shooting the toilet or putting a round through the ceiling. Both have been done before and the outcomes were less than humorous.
I fixed it for Hanwei:
Ask a guy at the urinal to hold it in his free hand.
At least you don't have to use a Japanese toilet...
Man i guess the japanese haven't invested alot of time on the toilet research and development field. I figured they would have some kind of computerized toilet or something.