Any docs?

[Jonny117]

Hey there everyone if there's any doctors out here would you mine pming me. I have a question.

 

[ccm75]

Dial 911?

 

[Jonny117]

No nothing like that

 

[kalash]

I have a PhD in Transgender Poetry. How can Dr. Kalash assist you today?

 

[Compooky]

It's not lupus.

 

[richc]

Did you go blind???

 

[wilson911]

You "accidentally" sat on that bowling trophy?

 

[Rockrivr1]

No it’s not normal, yes you should be concerned and no it will not get better if your wife kisses it.

 

[MGnoob]

Ahh yes.. the NES medical advice thread…I have a couple posted myself but they don’t involve a doctor.

You need a cucumber, 2-3 d batteries and six peas inserted into your urethra…Turn your head and cough without losing any of it

 

[jpm]

Yes that does look infected!

 

[Buck F]

Paging Dr @SKumar

 

[Mtn_Guy]

It’s probably either amyloidosis, sarcoidosis or autoimmune… I use to watch a lot of House and those were the top three contenders in every differential diagnosis.

 

[BTSDOG]

I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express..............

 

[not new guy]

I have a PhD in Transgender Poetry. How can Dr. Kalash assist you today?

it burns when i pee
why must my penis hurt so
even though post op

 

[MAGA99]

Trust me, I’m a gynecologist!

 

[Picton]

OP, is this your first day on NES?

Oh. No. It's your thirtieth.

This is going exactly as expected. Take two of these and call us in the morning.

 

[CRSIII]

We’re never cured.

 

[Marty McFly]

Trust me, I’m a gynecologist!

Amateur *

 

[Mtn_Guy]

View: https://youtu.be/Ah1vs2FfeuM
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[PATRON]

It's ok, just stop doing that for a while and the hand cramps will go away.

 

[Mtn_Guy]

GF just said to me… “you must be harder than my wetness…”

and OP thinks he has medical issues

 

[Marty McFly]

GF just said to me… “you must be harder than my wetness…”

and OP thinks he has medical issues

She can't handle all 3 inches huh?

 

[76Too]

I have a PhD in Transgender Poetry. How can Dr. Kalash assist you today?

Jill? Is that you?


Jilly Bean? Hello?

 

[MAGA99]

Amateur *

Who, you?

 

[MisterHappy]

it burns when i pee
why must my penis hurt so
even though post op

medical haiku
elevates NES snark
with "penis" of course.

 

[Marty McFly]

Who, you?

Yes. I have dabbled

 

[murf4321]

Yes it is true, David Linsky did remove his cock and replace it with a Barack Obama bobblehead. Dreams do come true.

 

[Mtn_Guy]

She can't handle all 3 inches huh?

I’m ignoring you

 

[Marty McFly]

I’m ignoring you

Please do. Everyone else does

 

[MAGA99]

Yes. I have dabbled

I’m a professional! Trust me!