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and a cheeto.
I'm sure that's not the only cheese-like substance in there.
Thank you for that one.
we pulled an intact Ho Ho still in the wrapper out of a fat fold on a lady once. she came in because it was starting to get infected. haven't been able to eat them without laughing since.
we pulled an intact Ho Ho still in the wrapper out of a fat fold on a lady once. she came in because it was starting to get infected. haven't been able to eat them without laughing since.
he was arrested for selling bootlegged CD's for Cripes sake... nothing about illegal possession of a gun until it was brought into a jail... If they didn't ask him if he had any weapons on him at the time of arrest he's probably going to walk.
Nice to see the RIAA using the cops for civil copyright issues. Your MP3 files on your hard drive are next!
I read medical blogs and one of them told how cockroaches were found in the folds of fat of one morbidly obese patient in the ER.
"We teach officers to lift up and look under," ...brings forth images I'd rather not have.
The RIAA needs to DIAF.
You folks want to know where I used to find drugs and weapons?
Inmates call it "Tucking".
And yes, there was at least one incident out there where a firearm was successfully "tucked".
Another time an obese person was waiting for a spinal tap, and the anesthetist (sitting behind her, he'd already numbed that area) started to squeeze out 1/2 inch diameter globules of yellow, cheesy puss from her pores.
You had to post this right before lunchtime. Now I'm gonna have to wait till about 3 pm to get my appetite back.
-Mike
You had to post this right before lunchtime. Now I'm gonna have to wait till about 3 pm to get my appetite back.
-Mike