There once was a man from Nantucket

[MassPete]

View: https://twitter.com/NantucketPolice/status/1329113209765318656


So, with appx. 6000 winter residents, they shut down the LTC application process because of Covid-19. Do we live in the United States anymore?? You can't make this up.

Let me fix this.

Due to Covid-19, we will not be allowing millionaires and their families from all over the world to land their corporate aircraft on the Island until further notice..... There, DONE!!

 

[kalash]

SUE SUE SUE

 

[Rob Boudrie]

I was paid to not testify at a land court case regarding a Nantucket property. They ran out of time so both sides agreed to stipulate as to the item I would testify to. I really wish they had called me to the stand, since I had done some work with a local on the island and I *really* looked forward to referring to him as "The Man From Nantucket".

 

[not new guy]

Would be interested in whether it seems like these towns are getting together and making these decisions in unison or if each is independently deciding to stop processing applications.

 

[TrashcanDan]

Well, tourist season is over, so theres that

 

[Brewer]

So you have a human right enumerated in the Constitution, but they legislate infringements to that right, then choose not to process those infringements, therefore you no longer have a right?

Sounds like they've just deferred to the Second Amendment as written.

 

[50wt]

Did someone in the pd get the vid ?

 

[67ray]

Didn't GOAL have everyone send the applications to the State Police and then they sent them all back? And something happened to make the local PDs start processing them again?

 

[Goliathan]

I was paid to not testify at a land court case regarding a Nantucket property. They ran out of time so both sides agreed to stipulate as to the item I would testify to. I really wish they had called me to the stand, since I had done some work with a local on the island and I *really* looked forward to referring to him as "The Man From Nantucket".

Not gonna lie, being paid to NOT testify sounds like a pretty good gig.

 

[looser38]

Well, each LTC just saved $100.

 

[In God We Trust]

I’ll believe they are serious when they close down the tax office.

 

[one-eyed Jack]

They have or had some kind of cape PD association down there. Jack.

 

[teamRR]

Not gonna lie, being paid to NOT testify sounds like a pretty good gig.

I know a company that got paid about 500k to not build a bridge .

 

[DPR]

Not gonna lie, being paid to NOT testify sounds like a pretty good gig.

Had I the funds I would pay more than a few people to remain quiet