Recommendations for ways to conceal carry in men’s skinny jeans.

[Mountain]

Take out that 'special effects' rolled up sock and you can carry one of these:

Oh wait, probably more like one of these:

OK, OK...

Already mentioned but probably the only thing that will work would be appendix carry with an untucked, loose fitting shirt. Another option if it conceals well enough for you would be some sort of OWB holster.

If you want to spend some money on a VERY nice custom holster and want options with the same rig- R Grizzle Leather makes a combo IWB / OWB holster that is quite comfotable and conceals very well.

 

[W.E.C]

Stop stealing your sister's clothes and skipping leg day.

Winner!

 

[Individualist]

You just need the proper CC gear underneath.

 

[Squire]

OP was bored and threw some red meat to the wolves.

He could probably rig a mouse gun out a tampon applicator when it's that time of the month.

 

[Reptile]

You need a better choice of pants:

Kitanica - Made in the USA
Triple Aught Design
Crye Precision

By once, cry once.

Quality USA clothing may be very expensive but you'll get many years out of the purchase rather than one season of the more popular brands.

 

[fitzknny]

Just use your "water pistol" . . . . And wipe dry with your neck beard

 

[Come and take]

Get a nice very tight pair of nut hugging tighty whiteys and carry appendix style.

 

[nstassel]

 

[Dennis in MA]

I can fit a Seecamp in the front pocket of Old Navy "slim" jeans. I wouldn't try it with their "skinny" jeans though (nor would I wear those... the "slim" are skinny enough). Hey, I'm rather thin so if I go with any jeans looser than "slim", I look homeless. If it is going to be baggier than that, I need cargo pants.

Exactly. Some people don't carry an extra 50 or 100lbs of "man-meat" (read -F-A-T!) on them.

I had some dolt on Youtube comment on my comment on a review of Duluth Trading. I mentioned they don't fit "normal" guys. Like. . . . the size your grandfather was at your age. Maybe even your father was at your age. ie: NOT FAT. Some tool ran over me like the steamroller he resembles talking about "maybe you should look like a man." Uhhhh, if 50-100lbs of extra fat makes you manly, then call me girly-boy. LOL

 

[426wedge]

What are skinny jeans? If you are overweight, do they make you thin?

 

[ThePreBanMan]

Tuck it inside your moose knuckle.

I was going to suggest his vag.

 

[ccm75]

As soon as I saw this thread I knew it was going to be a good one....Been a while!

 

[DarthRevan]

But how will you tactical roll with out ripping the crotch in your jeans?

 

[Roof gunner]

How can this even be a post ? Skinny jean pussys

 

[DarthRevan]

How can this even be a post ? Skinny jean pussys

Posts like that make me want to wear a pair of nut huggers.

 

[Stape]

lol who cares what people wear? I'm not the fashion guru but id recomend a high riding OWB hoslter and a hoodie.

 

[SCR73]

Skinny jeans he said skinny jeans

 

[Palladin]

This is the only thing that ought to be in skinny jeans....and I DGAS where she hides her gun

 

[rcoolbaugh]

This is the only thing that ought to be in skinny jeans....and I DGAS where she hides her gun

I've spotted the "Guns" ....

 

[SKumar]

This is the only thing that ought to be in skinny jeans....and I DGAS where she hides her gun

omfg that is absolute perfection!! I'm literally drooling.

 

[Dadstoys]

Not that I ever would, but if I wore skinny jeans everyone would assume I was packing anyway. I could just put my hand near my waste band and say " Don't make me pull this out man!" But I would say it slowly, through gritted teeth, like Clint Eastwood.
That way, people might think I was straight, or at least a top.

 

[Dip Dungles]

As of late this thread delivers.

 

[Hetzer]

You know who else wore skinny jeans??

You guessed it:

 

[Dennis in MA]

This is the only thing that ought to be in skinny jeans....and I DGAS where she hides her gun

That's great for you, but what about some love for the hunnies out there??? I'm not going to waste this God-given amazing ass. Them wimmins WANT it. They GET it!

Now, if you ugly, then by all means wear tent-pants. If not, don't be stingy.

 

[NHCraigT]

Nope ... wearing Skinny Jeans is NOT on the list:

 

[PilotRPI]

Slim fit is one thing if you are not a heffer, but skinny jeans are a no no. Leave that one for the ladies, or fully commit as others have said and be sure to add the man bun and purse, maybe a set of heels.

 

[clampett]

117 posts of solid advice and the OP hasn't been back once to thank us, what an ingrate.

 

[jhagberg88]

I wanted to see how low this thread could get, I’m never disappointed with this group.

 

[Deleted member 12999]

Hey... I'll give you some actual advice. I wear 'slim fit' jeans for the most part. I like to think they don't make their way into skinny jean territory. Anyways.

1. Get something with flex.
2. Get a solid belt. You need to let the belt do the work, and not the pants, or you'll be hurting.
3. Carry Appendix. Sit down with belt unbuckled and gun holstered. Tighten belt until it's comfortable and retaining gun SEATED.
4. Carry a G43 or other small single stack. Get a holster that sits high enough, but not so much that it doubles over. The issue I've found is that a heavier double stack will just roll over top at the height you really need to carry it with 'tighter' pants.

For the record.. I'm 5'11 and 185 and would carry appendix in 32 Urban Pipeline slim straight jeans.

 

[clampett]

I wanted to see how low this thread could get, I’m never disappointed with this group.

In defense of everyone, you have been here for 7 years, and you must have known how this crew would react to that question.

You have to admit, some of this was pretty funny.