Recommendations for ways to conceal carry in men’s skinny jeans.

[Fixxah]

Ankle carry with bell bottoms and sandals.

 

[igrace7092]

Wow all this hate..I think you guys are just jealous that you can't fit into skinny jeans. ha Poor guy posting is going to have a complex now.

 

[22lr]

I was going to suggest keister carry

 

[Bob P]

Some of the super compact .380’s like the KelTec are thin enough to pocket carry in tight pants.

Don’t worry about the .380 being a wimpy round, it goes with the jeans.

 

[mwalsh9152]

You guys certainly haven't disappointed today.

 

[mass]

Rape whistle may be easier to carry.

 

[Dennis in MA]

Appendix carry, but if you have a muffin top then you'll get stabbed anytime you sit down. As others have said be a man and don't wear skinny jeans, leave that for the ladies

If you have a muffin top AND are wearing skinny jeans. . . . well, let's just say you look like a freaking atomic mushroom cloud. Don't be a freaking atomic mushroom cloud.

Assuming OP is serious, appendix is good, but you need the right holster. And the right gun. Think single-stack. And consider a FIST ultra-thin kydex IWB rig. The reason I mention it is b/c it sits further down into your pants. I find standard appendix IWB rigs to STILL hold the gun too high for good front concealment. Maybe if I wore one of those 3-sizes-too-big sweatshirts. . . . But the FIST will be a bit harder to draw, but will conceal with little effort.

Now, what ARE skinny-jeans??? There is the specific definition, but before those leggings-esque strange things came about, there were "slim" jeans. Slim jeans are fine. They actually look good on guys that aren't morbidly obese. Leg holes match your thighs. Ankles don't look like you are wearing some sort of summer girls fashion. You wind up having an ass instead of this droopy-wallpaper look to your butt. Girls notice butts. (Including your wives.) Give them a frame for dat-ass! They tend to have a tad bit of stretch. THOSE are good jeans for a # of not-overweight guys.

But if you mean skinny-jeans - like leggings-esque? Don't. They don't look good.

 

[not new guy]

I think the best solution was to get a little lipo-suction just where the holster goes.

Surgery... I like it. Maybe just get a pocket holster (preferably surgical grade kydex) implanted in the old muffin top.

 

[gunofthrones]

510 is doable, 519 is impossible, According to NRA.

 

[PaulR]

This poor guy, came here, probably in his mind was asking a pretty fair question...............I feel bad for him.


ok, not really.

 

[Penniepup1]

Tuck it inside your moose knuckle.

 

[kalash]

Appendix, OWB, or shoulder rig. In that order.

 

[Buck F]

Just put it in your purse.

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[Portagee]

Skinny jeans are stretchy, way more comfortable than your old man wranglers, and tacticool Carhart's.

And most likely some of you are still wearing pleated slacks. lol

 

[BarnB]

Take your gun, whatever you carry and throw it in the river. Then jump in after it in your skinny jeans.

 

[ReluctantDecoy]

OP must have known what he was getting into asking this question on this forum. Kind of a "lamb to the slaughter" situation.

Anyway, I would suspect even skinny jeans still need to fit properly at the waist, so the bigger question is if you're also wearing skinny shirts as well (is that a thing?). The shirt will end up being the more important aspect of concealment, so no skin tight T's or T's that stop exactly at the belt line. You need a bit of overlap to comfortably conceal.

 

[richc]

 

[AM13]

Remora or sticky holster without a clip, you could use them with yoga pants also

 

[SKumar]

Don't listen to these overweight grandpas and their baggy Osh Kosh and white reeboks with a trucker hat.

The only option you have is crotch conceal like Thunderwear or Smartcarry with a single stack pistol or snubnose revolver.

 

[mwalsh9152]

Loaded gun 'found in woman's VAGINA during strip search'

Have you tried putting it in your vagina?

 

[01906]

She found A spot that worked for her.

 

[01906]

Loaded gun 'found in woman's VAGINA during strip search'

Have you tried putting it in your vagina?

You beat me to it.

 

[whacko]

Anal carry

 

[Dip Dungles]

She found A spot that worked for her.View attachment 252448

Pew pew BANG

 

[NHCraigT]

I need help! Title says it all.

Yes.... you do need help alright ....

 

[Mark from MA]

I came here thinking there would be guys giving a serious answer to this.....and arguing over it...but This thread is truth that there is hope in mankind left.

 

[The5thDentist]

Pew pew BANG

Maybe she had it in a G-Code holster.

 

[JayMcB]

Loaded gun 'found in woman's VAGINA during strip search'

Have you tried putting it in your vagina?

This

You beat me to it.

and this.

just stick it in a holster and tell your man-bun wearing latte-sipping cohorts it's your colostomy bag.

 

[The5thDentist]

OP, were you the guy on Channel 7 last night doing the weather? Skinny pants, a too-tight jacket and casual shoes. Great look.

 

[Hetzer]

Skinny jeans are stretchy, way more comfortable than your old man wranglers, and tacticool Carhart's.

And most likely some of you are still wearing pleated slacks. lol

Ha! And some of us aren't wearing pants at all, so there!