Mall ninja wiki

[mke0039]

"If you want to laugh at somebody, try laughing at the sheep out there who go to the mall unarmed trusting in me to stand guiard over their lives like a God."

Almost vomited my cherrios reading this stuff.

 

[Pilgrims Pride]

Saddest thing is those were several minutes of my life I cant have back!
Did get a chuckle though.

 

[Mudfish]

I've read that a couple times. Fantastic.

Every mod should have that as required reading. If that thread got shut down early it would have deprived the world of pure perfection.

 

[Pvt. Cowboy]

One of my favorites.
http://tacticalbodyguardservices.com/

That's an actual company?!? Holy Mother of God...

I thought it was done for internet meme purposes.

Kinda like that fat airsoft kid. Team Dunkin Donuts...

 

[drgrant]

I'll just leave this right here...