Just have "code language". For example,when you finally get your gear to the bench and the all clear is given so people can go check hit counts on paper terrorists,do this:
Cough really loud 3 times,followed by a yawn.Then do 5 pushups and 10 jumping jacks followed by 5 squats.
I have GOT to introduce you to a friend of mine... Siggy's another recoil whore. He's selling off some guns (Ruger Mini14, and one of his handguns) to afford a S&W .480...
I was thinking of one of these. Interchangeable barrels can be had. Of course, I don't know just how much I'd shoot the damned thing. I figure it'd make a decent deer gun, lighter than a rifle.
Of course, I forgot to add that I'm looking into building a 338 Lapua Mag. I think they're better than a 50 BMG, though not quite as long distance, but far cheaper to shoot.