Oh, going all high tech with that double action thingy going on.
Try a Ruger New Model Blackhawk and there will be no going back! And yes, it even comes in black! Duh..It's even in it's name..Sheesh..
Old school, single action, tank greatness all the way around!
Why buy a Harley that everyone has? Ride your OWN ride! It's your gun, stop comparing it to everyone else's. Size matters, you angry inch!
Now you can still wear your tassels if you want to and finally be cool and not look like you are going to a Village People reunion.
Own a true classic that is the envy of all the tacti-cool kids at the range! If you can't get it done with six, stay on the porch. Big dog rules!
I can guarantee you one thing, everyone will want to shoot it, especially the hot babes!! PS. there are no hot babes at ranges. Only old hairy guys that smell like formaldehyde..
It truly is a revolver that you will never get bored of or want to sell off for a hooker and some blow. Well, unless your Robert Craft!
They will have to pry it from your cold, dead hands! And they will, when everyone is fighting over who gets your crap when your neighbor calls the popo about a funny rotting smell coming from your mother's basement. You'll be dead anyways, so who cares anyhows.
Wait till you get a nice western style gun fighter belt rig!
Sweet baby Jesus! Just the sight of such a belt and that cold hard steel on a man, makes every woman's panties drop! Even Caitlyn Jenner would be shaking at the knees!
Add a second pistol to that belt and you've just doubled your chances! All 562 different genders can't resist such physical attraction.. You'll never get any sleep again!
It's the world's strongest revolver. Think Chuck Norris is strong..Wrong again!
With ammo being made specifically for it, so powerful and strong it warns others to not even try to use it! Go ahead, make my day! This ain't the DEA's fourtay!
It is easier to clean as well, as the cylinder is removable faster than snot shot out of a one year old. But nowhere near as sticky!
It also, doesn't have a mentally retarded child lock. Why, because it's so safe a five year old could use it and nothing is safer than a Sturm, Ruger!
That's because most Ruger products don't work right out of the box anyways, especially any of their recent offerings...
Nothing a few months return to the factory won't fix. Safety first!
Never mind the fact that anyone in their right mind knows you mean business when you whip this hammer cocked, rosco out!
Look out ol' "Get a shotgun" crazy Joe . There is a new sheriff in town!
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