Employee shot for using wrong toilet

[MasterShinken]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2665349/Potty-boss-shot-worker-over-WC.html

A FUMING boss allegedly SHOT one of his employees after he discovered they had used his private LOO.

Police said the raging manager pulled out his gun and blasted the unlucky worker in the leg after hearing of his cheeky toilet trip.

The 27-year-old boss was arrested and charged with attempted murder yesterday after the alleged attack in Durban, South Africa.

Reserved

Cops said the row started when the suspect discovered the worker — a 25-year-old Malawian man — had used a toilet cubicle reserved for management.

A police spokesman said: "The man went to the toilet and on his return his employer asked him where he had gone to.

"He told him he was in the toilet and showed him the toilet he had used.

"The employer then drew out his gun and shot him once in the left ankle."

The alleged victim was today recovering at home from his injuries.

Cops said: "It seems he underestimated the strength of his employer's feelings on the matter of which toilet he should use."

 

[Another_David]

I thought James Brown was dead?

 

[JRyan]

Seems reasonable.

 

[cekim]

Well that's a crappy thing to do...

 

[EZEKIEL 25:17]

Cops said: "It seems he underestimated the strength of his employer's feelings on the matter of which toilet he should use."

This might be the best quote in recent memories. I feel bad for the guy but this is one more reason not to live in africa.

 

[Gadsden]

Any idea where this happened at?

 

[cekim]

Any idea where this happened at?

Here:

after the alleged attack in Durban, South Africa.

 

[Masterguns]

Reason for requesting handgun license: to disuade people from using my bathroom

 

[Maj. Boom Boom]

Any idea where this happened at?

"He told him he was in the toilet and showed him the toilet he had used.

The employer then drew out his gun and shot him once in the left ankle."

i'd say right outside the potty he must have done a crappy job of taking a dump

 

[Garys]

"He told him he was in the toilet and showed him the toilet he had used.

The employer then drew out his gun and shot him once in the left ankle."

The guy just took a pot shot at him!

 

[Friday]

I'm sure the police will issue a clean report to wipe up the whole incident

 

[Gadsden]

Here:

Wow.. read right over it. Due to lack of sleep my brain is constipated or maybe I just had a brainfart...

 

[cekim]

Wow.. read right over it. Due to lack of sleep my brain is constipated or maybe I just had a brainfart...

Eh, it happens...

I just ripped one off a few minutes ago...

 

[P-14]

S**T Happens. LOOser.

 

[joehaus]

What a turd.

 

[icyclefar]

Seems reasonable.

In South Africa ............. it would be considered "showing considerable restraint" by only winging him.

 

[vicpinto]

TIA

You got that right

 

[Asaltweapon]

Who gives a sh!t?

 

[Zappa]

In before the mods Flush this thread.

 

[Maj. Boom Boom]

In before the mods Flush this thread.

at least we filled the bowl before the flush

 

[Chrisg67]

this thread brings the funny

 

[mass]

A crap from yo ass will get a cap in yo ass.

 

[namedpipes]

What is so wrong with shooting employees using the boss's bathroom? You have to have discipline in the rank and file.

 

[EddieCoyle]

My guess is that the guy left a floater. If so, he had it coming.

 

[namedpipes]

I am a bit surprised to see the thread last this long. So I poked around on the internet for cat / toiilet related pictures. Some were just silly, some were a bit too... graphic...

Did you know there is a lot of internet activity related teaching cats to use toilets? I certainly did not!

Anyway, er, enjoy!

 

[EddieCoyle]

Just for the record, starting 5 minutes ago, I'm leaving negative rep points for people that purposely post cat pictures to get a thread closed.

 

[icyclefar]

My guess is that the guy left a floater. If so, he had it coming.

In that part of the world a floater gets you one to the head.

 

[namedpipes]

OK, I deserved that one! Just having some fun on a rainy Saturday!

 

[Fixxah]

Yeah but do they cats flush?

 

[Garys]

This reminds me of the "Chewing gum on line, eh?" scene from "Blazing Saddles".

"Boy is he tough!"