I wore a Glock USA T shirt to the office today. I had to be in for 5AM to open, so I really didn't give a rat's ass. Our former warehouse manager is now a delivery driver, so I saw this clown first.
"oh I have guns too. I shoot in competitions."
Really (this guy is full of shit always, so I wanted to hear what he had to say) what kinds of shoots do you do? I was thinking of getting into practical shooting one of these days.
"military matches, tactical matches."
Oh, what associations?
"military ones." (the guy never was in the military, but did tell me he was trained as a ninja, ate deer hearts for the antibiotic properties and that his mother is an Indian Medicine woman.
-Ah, yes, the military ones. What kind of weapon are you running?
"I had it custom made. Its a Colt .45, compensated with a 3 round burst."
-Huh?
"Its just like the one on Robocop."
- you own and compete with the gun Robocop used?
"yeah, the same one!"
I didn't call him out on it. The kid is so full of shit, his eyes are brown. Either way, great fiction.
"oh I have guns too. I shoot in competitions."
Really (this guy is full of shit always, so I wanted to hear what he had to say) what kinds of shoots do you do? I was thinking of getting into practical shooting one of these days.
"military matches, tactical matches."
Oh, what associations?
"military ones." (the guy never was in the military, but did tell me he was trained as a ninja, ate deer hearts for the antibiotic properties and that his mother is an Indian Medicine woman.
-Ah, yes, the military ones. What kind of weapon are you running?
"I had it custom made. Its a Colt .45, compensated with a 3 round burst."
-Huh?
"Its just like the one on Robocop."
- you own and compete with the gun Robocop used?
"yeah, the same one!"
I didn't call him out on it. The kid is so full of shit, his eyes are brown. Either way, great fiction.