Build and complexion LTC renewal

[Alex9661]

This question's been asked and answered before but I still want some clarification. My previous renewals I just left these blank, and they input something after looking at me. Now, with the Chinese virus BS, they want me to just mail the application to them. So, what are my build and complexion? I'm a white guy, not pasty white, more like a Mediterranean white. About my build, I do carry some extra insulation around my waist, and, according to my wife, have the same exact proportions as our 2 door fridge.

 

[JoseyWales]

On his application, my dad always used "ruddy" as a complexion so I always use that.

As for build, take your pick:

 

[swatgig]

I use Pimply Fat Bastard

 

[nstassel]

Fat and white. You don't want them to accuse you of lying

 

[citoriguy]

For build, write down “Just Like Adonis” and see what happens. Please post copy of letter received here.

 

[greencobra]

i am very partial to the words caucasian american.

 

[MisterHappy]

If it's an online application, post this link


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0aIqx1McVI


You can be Stewie or the other guy, your choice.

 

[Mesatchornug]

This question's been asked and answered before but I still want some clarification. My previous renewals I just left these blank, and they input something after looking at me. Now, with the Chinese virus BS, they want me to just mail the application to them. So, what are my build and complexion? I'm a white guy, not pasty white, more like a Mediterranean white. About my build, I do carry some extra insulation around my waist, and, according to my wife, have the same exact proportions as our 2 door fridge.

what does your current license say?

 

[MisterHappy]

what does your current license say?

A couple of renewals back, my hair had gone from Brown to Grey (Kids....they're great! ). I put it down as Grey, but the PD never changed it from brown. It's a fountain of youth.

 

[Alex9661]

what does your current license say?

A lot of things but it doesn't list my build and complexion.
I just learned from it that I dropped 12 lbs since my last renewal, or maybe I didn't have a scale back then and gave them an approximate number.

 

[Alex9661]

Fat and white.

Yeah, good luck finding me by this description when I'm at the range.

 

[Rob Boudrie]

i am very partial to the words caucasian american.

What about "Euro-American"?

 

[Mountain]

Just enter "Dead Sexy" for build and see if they get the reference. Good luck with the renewal!

I'd probably enter 'stocky' for myself. At least I'm still bigger across the chest than across the belly. For complexion I'd enter 'fair' or 'white'. I'd assume they won't think white like Marilyn Manson white.

 

[whacko]

Just put down average build and white.

 

[cams]

Medium Complexion Medium Build. Covers everything.

 

[rivet_42]

"OFWG" ("Old Fat White Guy").

Remember, making any misstatements of fact on your application is a felony. Including, presumably, lying about your weight.

 

[mtnbiker26]

#thicc

 

[42!]

write in "Your mom thinks I'm hot" that should go over well.

 

[Mesatchornug]

"OFWG" ("Old Fat White Guy").

Remember, making any misstatements of fact on your application is a felony. Including, presumably, lying about your weight.

is there a bright line between "Dadbod" and "OFWG" or do we get a bit of play?

 

[Reptile]

What are the options on the form?