Willing to trade my ak for toilet paper

[Buck F]

Do you require MA compliant toilet paper or is free state TP acceptable?

 

[Broc]

I worked from home today. My wife called me to tell me that market basket was running out of everything and that the lines were 2 hours deep. So I went to restaurant depot to stock up on a few things. Same shitshow there.
Needless to say they also were out of toilet paper so I bought a case of cocktail napkins. LOL. And enough meat for a few months.

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That is enough meat for a few months?

Im jealous, I go through that in about a week.

 

[MarkT]

That is enough meat for a few months?

Im jealous, I go through that in about a week.

Lol. My 2nd freezer is half full of meat already. Just needed to top it off.

 

[robjax]

I can't spare a square.

 

[PL-52]

She said I was crazy as hell because I stocked a few months worth of MRE's. Ya'll eat enough of them you WON"T need any TP. Your scat ( if you actually can squeeze it out) will be in hard lumps that strangely resemble charcoal briquettes . I always had some TP stashes in a closet , NEVER even thought about it BUT I'll be damned if I could find any cat litter last week at BJ's, had to order it online and have it delivered WTF! (LOL) Guess I have to get her used to using Speedi-dri again.

 

[citoriguy]

Don’t forget to factor in the Maura tax like the AR guy in the WTS forum did. Better get double the TP at least!

 

[Palladin]

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[wiryone1]

This thread is gross. I’m gonna go wash my hands for two minutes.

 

[oldguy68]

My wife said "What are you going to do with ten cases of MRE's?".
Look who is laughing now!
I have tp, I just haven't told her where to find it!

 

[Mountain]

This thread:

Proof beyond all doubt that NESers have gone full retard. Also that it has become dad joke central.

 

[Wickedcoolname]

Why's everybody low on toilet paper? Just use one side of the sheet today and the other side tomorrow. Lasts twice as long that way.

 

[mcb]

have people resorted to stealing rolls from public bathrooms yet? I scored a 4 pack at Cumbys Fri morning. (from the shelf, purchased for 3.99)

 

[PL-52]

It's come to this.... there are padlocks on the toilet paper rollers in the porta-pottys at work, the scratchy thin finger thru the paper crappy dam near brown bag quality toilet paper in the rental shithouses! We as a society have lost our pride as men when it sinks so low to steal shithouse paper from Porta Pottys.