Why You Shouldn't Call 911 to Scare Your Boyfriend

[pastera]

That's a masters level course on how to talk yourself into getting arrested -

 

[Chevy 2 65]

from mAss......shocked !

 

[Christian]

How did this ratchet pig end up in the middle of bumf*** wisconsin?

It really really really likes cheese?

 

[Drix]

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Relocated for her job?

 

[Dennis in MA]

How did this ratchet pig end up in the middle of bumf*** wisconsin?

Her bogus disability check goes further in Wisconsin. She ain't goin to no work.

I did watch about 30 more seconds. I guess I shut it off right before it got funny. "My baby's in there". She went from "No one's home" to "My baby's in there" in about a millisecond. Plus the whole, "Hold on, I'm getting a call" and it's the deputy. Is she really THAT dumb that she might pull one over on the cops. . . .

Wait. I had her sister as a tenant. (Woman in court actually told the judge that we need to stop these predators that suck you in to rent their houses and then evict you. Actually said that. LOL)

You can buy a LOT of lifestyle in MON, (or EBF) America than you can in Masser-Shootsits. I think my SIL's first apartment, which was small but not bad and very safe, in EBF, Missouri was $250 a month or something. Stupid cheap.

 

[Love Machine]

So is there a link to the dupe or something?

 

[bostonasphalt2]

so thats what bacon sounds like right before it gets slaughtered

 

[Bobby Finstock]

If this useless pig can escape massachusetts ANYONE can.

 

[Randy Lahey]

MGTOW infomercial?

 

[snax]

so thats what bacon sounds like right before it gets slaughtered

I think the pigs actually go quiet cuz they know what's coming... and stop resisting.

 

[StevieP]

Sasselfratz, hibidibut, yzidili, guvukafet……Oh don’t mind me I’m just trying to think of new words to describe what I’m looking at because I couldn’t seem to find any that already exist….snalarfusus, rabbeldasher.

The dude broke man rule #1. Never put your dick in crazy.

 

[Grendizer138]

So she's single now?

The tits are pretty nice and she has a good work ethic. Not sure why all the hate.

 

[sstom]

Who's the one being the douchebag???

 

[garandman]

Proper Wisconsin woman.

Warmth in winter.
Shade in summer.

 

[Qwikdraw45]

How did this ratchet pig end up in the middle of bumf*** wisconsin?

Because she wasn't enough of a "woman" for people in NH or MA? (Or ME, for that matter)?

 

[Matt_SERE]

What’s your name?

Shakira Flabbergasted!

That reminded me of "Tater Salad" and I think you'll get the reference.

"and I was wrong"

 

[garandman]

I could only take 3 minutes of that video, her shrill screams were killing me.
Can someone give me the cliff notes version ?

Woman calls 911, boyfriend or husband screaming in background.
PD arrives, she exits apartment, denies calling 911, says she has to go to work.
Won‘t identify herself, starts screaming about going to work.
Boyfriend/husband, half her size, opens apartment door to come to her defense, with fists clenched. Instantly tased.
Beached whale mentions there is a baby in apartment.
BF (unemployed) calms down.
Woman states she just called 911 just to scare BF, who was yelling at her.
Woman continues to scream, gets carted off.
They drop all action against BF so he can stay home with baby.

 

[nordic alien]

Why You Shouldn't Call 911 to Scare Your Boyfriend

View: https://youtu.be/OvPJGW1yqkw?si=Euz8e2cPEts2XRp1

boyfriend must be a chubby chaser, nice rack: i would hit that

 

[drgrant]

The tits are pretty nice and she has a good work ethic. Not sure why all the hate.

Cuz chemical imbalance histrionics? Reminds me of this.... (wait 4 music)


View: https://youtube.com/shorts/E_VC4OnLqSs

 

[safetyfirst2125]

boyfriend must be a chubby chaser, nice rack: i would hit that

I cleaned her up for ya brother.

 

[Broc]

I called 911 to scare my girlfriend.

Cops arrived and took her away.

#MGTOW

 

[Broc]

boyfriend must be a chubby chaser, nice rack: i would hit that

There is a NES member for everyone.

 

[Grendizer138]

I cleaned her up for ya brother.

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That’s a Manchester 9.5

 

[bostonasphalt2]

The tits are pretty nice and she has a good work ethic. Not sure why all the hate.

those tis aint nice, youre crazy

 

[dragonballzz]

Big tits on a fat chick are like abs on an anorexic guy. That's cheating and they don't count.

If she wanted to scare her boyfriend, she should have taken her clothes off.

 

[Malodave]

Well WI can keep her we don't want her back here.

Malodave

 

[Toast]

I cleaned her up for ya brother.

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How did you manage to get me to drop 2 shots and chug 3 beers without my knowing it?

 

[garandman]

Well WI can keep her we don't want her back here.

The shipping costs!

 

[Token_Black_Guy]

MGTOW infomercial?

Those boys already knew

 

[Nick Fury]

How did this ratchet pig end up in the middle of bumf*** wisconsin?

The internet. It’s like a bird shitting out seeds only on a much grander scale.