Nobody would ever be better off moving back to Massachusetts unless it’s in burning ruins and we’re there to start rebuilding over the corpses of dead communists. I’ll take my chances with dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery.Why would you want to move to a place like that?
You may have better gun rights - but you are in more danger down there.
You would be better off moving back to Massachusetts.
You'll be more safe.
Besides, we miss you!