When I was in college there was a school owned shuttle that would pick us up around town or bring us places if we wanted. It was a dry campus, so they usually picked us up drunk from the bar. There was one driver names Moe. Nice older guy. He would always say a "drop of liquor has never touched my lips!" they he would reach in his coat pocket, and say "Because I use a funnel!" and pull one out.
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We liked him. lol
