ahhh Now I know why the jehovahs witness's dont knock on my door any more... All makes sense now
Twenty years ago, some Jehovas witnesses came to my grandfather's house when he was having a big family picnic. No one answered the door, so they came around back to where everyone was. He flipped out and started yelling at them and waving his grill flipper. He was an E-6 in the 82nd back in the day, so he had the voice for it. They still haven't been back.