Rhetorical questions that need to be asked

[omega42]

Pop Quiz: Where was this photo taken?

Spoiler

Answer: Ecuador.
Three piglets were born in the North,
and two in the South.

My first thought was Washington.

 

[AHM]

My first thought was Washington.

South end of a litter of SJW's headed north.

 

[Kevin_NH]

Just like how summer is always hot, this is yet more Eurocentric white Northerner supremacy permeating our language!

So why don't clocks run opposite in the southern hemisphere?

Because all clocks are engineered in the Northern hemisphere.

OTOH, below 23°S, sundials run backwards. Even the digital ones (because today's youth cannot dial a phone nor read a dial):

 

[MisterHappy]

So why don't clocks run opposite in the southern hemisphere?

Northern Hemisphere Supremacy.

 

[MisterHappy]

Because all clocks are engineered in the Northern hemisphere.

OTOH, below 23°S, sundials run backwards. Even the digital ones (because today's youth cannot dial a phone nor read a dial):

True story: when my younger kid was in ~4th grade, possibly 5th, out of his class, he and 2-3 others could read an analog clock.

 

[Realtor MA]

Is there anyone else here on earth that knows the difference? For the love of God it's lose not loose.

 

[Miguelito]

Why are there more A hole drivers per square mile in this state compared to other states.

Have you ever been to Rhode Island? I get it, we in MA suck, but RI is like Mad Max.

 

[AHM]

Have you ever been to Rhode Island? I get it, we in MA suck, but RI is like Mad Max.

 

[76Too]

Is this illegal in Massachusetts?

 

[Quite_Exasperated]

Why do people always assume this is Massachusetts-shooters.com?

./giggidy.

Had to.

To native born Bostonians, nothing exists west of Newton, north of Somerville, or south of Quincy, ‘ceptin Cape Cawd..or the Berkshas..

 

[G4Y4HK]

Why is it a felony in Connecticut to carry a pistol with 11 rounds in the mag and 0 chambered but as soon as you chamber it so it's 10+1, no problem (assuming you were a good boy and declared your "hi capz")?

 

[fshalor]

Why is it a felony in Connecticut to carry a pistol with 11 rounds in the mag and 0 chambered but as soon as you chamber it so it's 10+1, no problem (assuming you were a good boy and declared your "hi capz")?

I can't like it this post. I don't think it's safe to run a machine with a component it was never designed for in a life or death situation.

 

[Realtor MA]

Why do criminals who can't shoot straight get lighter sentences? Ie) murder vs attempted murder

 

[frenchman]

If it’s 0 degrees today, and tomorrow it’s twice as cold, what temperature will it be?

 

[jibbr71]

If it’s 0 degrees today, and tomorrow it’s twice as cold, what temperature will it be?

16* F, since I know you think in that french temperature.

 

[AHM]

16* F, since I know you think in that french temperature.

Stick with @frenchman, and you could score
a 42-beer metric six-pack.

Spoiler

To convert any value to metric,
double it and add 30.

 

[DPR]

Why do we invest our money with somebody called a broker?

 

[Realtor MA]

in the classifieds; why do people delete the ad after it's sold. Why not mark it sold and tell us what it sold for.

 

[drgrant]

in the classifieds; why do people delete the ad after it's sold. Why not mark it sold and tell us what it sold for.

Clutter

And none of the flippers will ever do that. They will never admit some guy got them to go soft on one of their ShitPrices.

 

[Rob Boudrie]

When we had broadcast television, why was there no channel 1??

Why is there no Channel 1 on television? - Ask Harley - Harley Hahn Web Site

www.harley.com

 

[Roadglide]

View: https://youtu.be/Ux0dr-cj-Vs

 

[MAGA99]

Why is there no Channel 1 on television? - Ask Harley - Harley Hahn Web Site

www.harley.com

Huh, interesting. Thanx for the explanation! I have a head full of random useless knowledge, and this is news to me. I’ve asked this question before but never got a serious answer. Thank you!

 

[AHM]

Why is there no Channel 1 on television? - Ask Harley - Harley Hahn Web Site

www.harley.com

I had a comic book with an (Outer Limits? Twilight Zone? esque?) story
about someone who discovers aliens on Channel One.

 

[fencer]

This may have been asked already, and if so my apologies.

But if Obama and Biden are so worried about climate change and rising sea levels, why the f*** would they own houses on the beach?

 

[smokey-seven]

If women don't like men staring at their bosom, why do they wear low cut necklines so that their cleavage shows? If they didn't want men staring, wear a turtleneck!

 

[AHM]

If women don't like men staring at their bosom, why do they wear low cut necklines so that their cleavage shows? If they didn't want men staring, wear a turtleneck!

 

[fencer]

If women don't like men staring at their bosom, why do they wear low cut necklines so that their cleavage shows? If they didn't want men staring, wear a turtleneck!

In August? In Florida?

 

[Rockrivr1]

If women don't like men staring at their bosom, why do they wear low cut necklines so that their cleavage shows? If they didn't want men staring, wear a turtleneck!

That's why a pair of mirrored sunglasses are required! This along with your ability to have your head turned slightly away from the lady in question while looking directly at her cleavage is a skill that needs to be taught kids at a young age.

 

[AHM]

That's why a pair of mirrored sunglasses are required! This along with your ability to have your head turned slightly away from the lady in question while looking directly at her cleavage is a skill that needs to be taught kids at a young age.

In Florida, cleavage looks at you.

 

[Realtor MA]

What's the point in having a website with a list of products and services if you're not going to show me prices?