Rhetorical questions that need to be asked

[appraiser]

Because the FCC as usual, screwed up the allocation tables... first the 6 Mhz allotted for Ch 1 was taken for the proposed FM band and eventually it was part of a 30 to 50Mhz mobile and fixed radio service...

Early cordless phones were in that same frequency band and you could easily listen to your neighbors on your scanner

 

[FalArAk]

Why do men brag about asking their wives for permission to do things and then brag about getting the permission, ?

 

[Echo 225]

Why is Astronaut a guy that goes into space and a ass doctor called a Proctologist , should it be the other way around.

 

[drgrant]

Why do most married men equate freedom as a designated part of the house their wives give them permission to occupy and decorate and then brag about it like it's some sort of accomplishment ?

Because most of their married friends are treated worse so they act like they won something. Stockholm. syndrome + normalization of shitty relationships. It is mind boggling. I had one that had a particularly brutal woman, he justified her existence by saying “i get a hot meal on the table every night”. I wanted to say “dude learn to cook”.

 

[steve8140]

And finally…the ocean would be a lot deeper if it weren’t for all the sponges.

Damn, that’s a deep thought.

 

[SgtHal75]

Why do people still use Twitter?

I was kicked off long ago! before it was cool to get kicked off.

 

[Rockrivr1]

Why do women control whether sex happens or not?

 

[FiremanBob]

I prefer the rhetorical questions that need to be answered.

 

[Zappa]

Why are there more A hole drivers per square mile in this state compared to other states.

Because Mass borders Rhode Island and New York.

 

[Zappa]

Why do women control whether sex happens or not?

I think Bill Cosby and Harvey Weinstein would disagree with that statement.

 

[richc]

Who was the first person to look at a lobster and say, "Damn, that looks like good eating!".

How big is a 2x4 really?

 

[fencer]

How big is a 2x4 really?

If it is rough sawn, it is actually 2"x4".
If it is smooth or s4s (smooth 4 sides) it is 1-1/2" x 3-1/2",
I sell rough sawn 4x4, 5x5 and 6x6 that measure the actual dimension.

 

[426wedge]

Why did I open this thread?

 

[Mountain]

Why does Lola, walk like a woman, but talks like a man?

Go check that out and report back to us.

 

[Ron Jablonski]

Because most of their married friends are treated worse so they act like they won something. Stockholm. syndrome + normalization of shitty relationships. It is mind boggling. I had one that had a particularly brutal woman, he justified her existence by saying “i get a hot meal on the table every night”. I wanted to say “dude learn to cook”.

Wow that's messed up. I can also get hot meals when ever I want, it's called take out and it's cheaper than marriage.

 

[kerryman71]

Why do the "vaccinated" have to be protected from the "unvaccinated"? Isn't that what the "vaccine" is for?

 

[MisterHappy]

When do fish sleep?
Why do clocks run clockwise?!?

Ok, those are more along the lines of imponderables than rhetorical.

Because the shadow on a sundial (in the Northern Hemisphere) moves that way, and clocks were "mechanical sundials."

Fish sleep when they're tired.

 

[Fixxah]

Why is road maintenance in MA 10x more than it is in NH, and yet the road quality here is 10x worse?

Because every pipe Nd urility is under the fvcking roads. NH, not.

 

[TZCHRIS]

Why are there more A hole drivers per square mile in this state compared to other states.

I thought the same until I came to Vegas........

 

[PB&J]

When we had broadcast television, why was there no channel 1??

there used to be a channel 1, then the FCC took it for L&M services

 

[Bistro]

 

[MAGA99]

there used to be a channel 1, then the FCC took it for L&M services

I have never known a channel 1!!

 

[Zappa]

Why do these wokesters insist that there are 57 genders, but only use pink or blue smoke at their baby gender reveal parties ???

 

[sjohnston0311]

Why is it called hamburger if it's made of beef?

 

[Freddy B]

Why is the hole in Barack's mask much wider than the hole in Monica's?

 

[white feather]

Not retorical but most here aren't:
-Did Barbra Billingsly have a little Beaver?
-Was Ward really awfully hard on the Beaver last night?

 

[vicpinto]

Does a hobby horse have a wooden dick?

 

[240Geezer]

Because Mass borders Rhode Island and New York.

Don't forget Connecticut

 

[240Geezer]

Because the shadow on a sundial (in the Northern Hemisphere) moves that way, and clocks were "mechanical sundials."

Fish sleep when they're tired.

So why isn't it sundialwise?

 

[Shark_Cage]

Why do people look in the tissue after blowing their nose?
Why do you have to take advice when you can always give grief?
If humans evolved on all fours would women have utters?
If a man’s penis is the size of their thumb, why are you looking at your thumb right now?