Rare Safe Queens

[team519]

Back to my question if I am over the top here? In Pete Venkman’s words: I’d call that a big yes…

 

[Marty McFly]

Back to my question if I am over the top here? In Pete Venkman’s words: I’d call that a big yes…

Back to @not new guy question. Post number 2.

 

[not new guy]

I was just rustling jimmies. His deal his business.

 

[Marty McFly]

I was just rustling jimmies. His deal his business.

Figured.

 

[Bodhisattva]

Plot twist! OP doesn’t own any guns, let alone a safe. So it’s all out of jealousy, cause he’s a PP

 

[Pastfinder]

I have a Queen Safe.

 

[SgtHal75]

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Does this mean Elizabeth Warren is really Indian?? Or is just for African Americans?

 

[SgtHal75]

You must be a lot of fun at parties.

He doesn’t go to parties…they are racist..

 

[fencer]

I always love the classified ads that list readily available firearms for 10% more than they cost new.
Guy owns, and shoots, a gun for a year, but thinks he should get more than he paid for it?
He is higher than giraffe pussy.

 

[SS1]

This thread can so go in the wrong direction......

 

[fencer]

This thread can so go in the wrong direction......

I wouldn't want that queen even if it was free. Nasty.

 

[SS1]

I wouldn't want that queen even if it was free. Nasty.

Like I said
Can go in the wrong direction real quick

 

[Mtn_Guy]

That's why there is a whole sub-category called "Safe Princesses"... virginity intact.

So you load it/unload it from the rear but never get her off??? Got it…

 

[enbloc]

So you load it/unload it from the rear but never get her off??? Got it…

Are you kidding? All she wants to do is watch the Tiktok...

 

[Mountain]

I wouldn't want that queen even if it was free. Nasty.

OK a little heavy but cute and worth ~$70M. Not my thing but I would not put her in the nasty column.

 

[Hailstorm]

You guys are missing an opportunity here. What about those custom works of art? Seller has put more money into the gun than what the gun is worth. Or it is painted ,stippled or milled.

If the gun is so great. Why are you selling? Or is it you went too far and well. You just want to get rid of it and start again with another gun? Been a few times, if you wait long enough. You might get a deal. Providing they give you the OEM parts. Then, return it to stock.

I had a safe queen. A 1981 Python. I had a hard time with it. A gun is ment to be shot. So, got rid of it. At least I didn't lose money. But, in the end. The value you may gain for a firearm as it is not fired is minimal. Unless you find that person who wants a virgin. Honestly, it isn't worth the hassle. Buy the gun and shoot it. Like your wife. Enjoy life and don't safe it for the next guy

 

[Broc]

-Convey some of the excitement you felt while owning the firearm (why should I buy what you sell)

Do you really want to know how much I fapped to the gun?

You sound like one of those annoying ugly chicks making demands of how much money and how hot the men she dates should be when she weights 300lbs.

 

[Broc]

You guys are missing an opportunity here. What about those custom works of art? Seller has put more money into the gun than what the gun is worth. Or it is painted ,stippled or milled.

Automatic pass for me. I don't need someone else's butcher job.

You know a deal is bad when it has unicorns, rainbows and explosions on the title.

 

[1776]

My safe Queen no STD's and brings her own blow.....Merry Christmas

Self inflating Inflatable

 

[Broc]

This thread delivers. To me a safe queen means a gun I way over paid for so long ago that I can make money on it and even though it’s unfired I’ve dropped it 12 times trying to get the f*** out of the back of my safe….

Big safes s*ck a**. Another reason why smaller safes are better.

PS: I decided this week I will finally clean the AK I used at the Porsche shoot and the last NES Excruciathlon.

 

[Hailstorm]

Automatic pass for me. I don't need someone else's butcher job.

You know a deal is bad when it has unicorns, rainbows and explosions on the title.

Yep, the only time I'll play. Is if it cheeaap. Bought an AK for $400. Had a quad railed forgrip on it. The bolt would stick holding the bolt rearward. They had the tension on the gas tube to the point it bent it enough to stop the piston.

No paint ,stipple or mill work for me, thanks. lol

 

[Rat187]

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Belongs in the Reptile thread sir..

 

[Picton]

Do you really want to know how much I fapped to the gun?

"It only LOOKS like Frog Lube."

 

[AJK129]

Big safes s*ck a**. Antoehr reason why smaller safes are better.

I have to take out like 40% of the safe to get to any specific gun because theyre all tangled up in there

 

[Mountain]

Back to my question if I am over the top here? In Pete Venkman’s words: I’d call that a big yes…

Not only over the top, but Tim Curry level over the top...

 

[Mesatchornug]

I have to take out like 40% of the safe to get to any specific gun because theyre all tangled up in there

I finally gave up and set up a second cabinet.

 

[Picton]

Not only over the top, but Tim Burton level over the top...

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Ahem.

Tim Curry.

 

[Mesatchornug]

Not only over the top, but Tim Burton level over the top...

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You know that's Tim Curry, right?

This is Tim Burton over the top:

 

[Mountain]

You know that's Tim Curry, right?

This is Tim Burton over the top:

Duoh!

A mind is a terrible thing to waste, though they tell me I had fun doing it...

 

[Mountain]

Ahem.

Tim Curry.

LOL, fixed. See my previous post.