S.W.A.G. - you live in Assonet????
Oh come on. Next you'll tell me that some struggle to answer the OPEN BOOK test inside of the time allotted. LOL
Funniest moments in my mASS mandated class 20+ years ago: First - some kid stands up about 2 minutes into the class. "Sir. I am currently carrying my sidearm. Should I relinquish it to you?!"
Instructor took him to the range. They came back. Instructor then had a 5 min sidebar about concealed-means-concealed.
About 3 hours later, talking about cleaning and dangers of guns and such. Instructor asks, "Do you know why people die of gunshot wounds while cleaning their guns?" It was 3+ hours of droning without a break. My brain engaged my mouth before the higher functions could take over. "Some sort of Darwinism?" Out loud. To the entire class. No one laughed. ROFL!!!! Not sure if it was the ruining-a-Saturday thing or they were not humorous people.